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Congratulations! You have found your way to my little corner of the Wiki World. I suggest you turn back now, or else you'll never make it.
My crowning achievement up to this point: arranging the American news stations by state.
The forseeable future has now arrived. This page has entered its second phase, consisting of minor adjustments and rampant expansion. This page, phases I and II, was designed by I.M. Pei. Can't you tell? (For more information, click here.)
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This user's favorite animal is the Tiger, regardless of shape, color, size, etc.! |
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R |
This user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punk |
S |
Too many userboxes |
This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! |
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(more Ravenclaw than Slytherin, though) |
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This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! |
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Y! |
This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service.
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G |
This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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fan-2 |
This user thinks that Poseidon is the worst film ever made. |
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This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself. |
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This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is. |
(the handle is ivory, like Patton’s revolver)
Sin City |
This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything... |
Pulp Fiction |
This user knows that they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese in France because of the metric system. |
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The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! |
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This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. |
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fan-3 |
This user wholeheartedly believes that Grey's Anatomy is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist. |
fan-2 |
This user thinks that American Idol is a rather hideous television program. |
(call me probie, and I kill you)
PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH |
This user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that! |
STAR TREK |
This user is a fan of Star Trek. |
ST |
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it."
- George Bernard Shaw
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(above is the 100th userbox added to this page)
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I warned you what would happen if you strayed too far. If you still wish for a way out, click here.
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ANAL |
This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. |
snk |
This user says either sneaked or snuck. |
with, at, in, for, to... |
This user has no opinion about ending a sentence with a preposition. |
to / too
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Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. |
their / there / they're |
This user knows that there, their, and they're are not the same word. |
your/ you’re |
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, you’re in need of help. |
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This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. |
its & it's |
This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. |
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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately…. |
’s |
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic] |
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This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
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This user enjoys playing poker. |
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Today is April 8, 2007 13:19:40, according to server's time and date. |
(If you're trapped, this is a little courtesy to show how long you've been here)
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This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain. |
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