User:Isomorphic/Minions of the Church

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Mike Church, that is.

This page documents his behavior, and specifically his habit of creating sockpuppets and stridently denying any connection to them. If you have no idea who Mike is or why this has been a problem, this isn't likely to interest you.

This page was deleted at one point. However, Mike has resumed his old behavior with slightly more subtlety and less childishness. His primary identity for a while was User:259 Contributions, followed by User:EventHorizon Contributions. He now seems to be using User:Mike Church as his primary account again (perhaps having finally realized that he wasn't fooling anyone except himself.)

I'm not actively maintaining this page. If other administrators wants to update it, feel free. (I say other administrators because this page has to remain protected. Otherwise Mike messes with it incessantly, and it gets tedious.)

Thanks to Tagishsimon, Mirv, and others for compiling some of these. And now, in vaguely chronological order:

• P23 - Contributions
• 38 - Contributions
• Mu Gamma - Contributions
• MargarineFly - Contributions
• MathyGuy23 - Contributions
• AFK - Contributions
• Now watch this drive - Contributions
• Draconic - Contributions
• Chef Lord - Contributions
• 521 - Contributions

Given a recent edit to this page, I'd propose

• Mapseloh (Contributions) as a stong possibility. :-) Sorry for editing your subpage, Iso -- hope it was okay. Jwrosenzweig 23:46, 28 Jul 2004 (UTC)
• and Empyrix (Contributions) Jwrosenzweig 15:51, 29 Jul 2004 (UTC)

And I guess Eleven (Contributions) was probably him. I'm not sure if it was a joke on his part, or if he actually thought someone would believe that was my sockpuppet. It's definitely his style to use a sockpuppet to attack himself though. Odd. Isomorphic 01:49, 30 Jul 2004 (UTC)

• Maradox's (Contributions) second edit was to mark this page for deletion, which ought to set the spider sense tingling. —No-One Jones 17:18, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• And Blue Dragon's (Contributions) very first edit was a vote for the deletion of this page. Curious. . . —No-One Jones 21:44, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• And Lightning Strike's contributions show a suspiciously familiar pattern. —No-One Jones 18:24, 8 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Ditto for
  • Unattributable - Contributions
  • Zzzzzz - Contributions
  • Get_the_914_on - Contributions (probably)
  • 936 - Contributions
  • Happy_man - Contributions
  • The_troll_you_summoned - Contributions
  • Dubious punk - Contributions
  • Scarecrow - Contributions . . . [more to come]
• 259 (Contributions) assures us that he is not Mike's sock puppet. Oh, and I've standardised all the links to show user pages & contributions ... hope no-one minds me editing their comments. --Tagishsimon
• 64.12.116.83 has vandalised this page twice, and so is probably Churchy. --Tagishsimon

  That's an AOL proxy. Mike Church, Mr. Treason, and Michael all edit from AOL. Guanaco 17:37, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)

• Metric Dollar Contributions is a Church straw man. Guanaco 04:13, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC).
• 896 Contributions was created to vandalize User:Hadal and this page. Guanaco 04:13, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Offering Truce Contributions admits vandalism, and offers the Violet Elizabeth Bott remedy on Iso's discussion page. Can you spell morally bankrupt? --Tagishsimon
• A block on some AOL proxy IPs prevented Redirector Contributions from editing my talk page, so he took his threats of vandalism to my user page. Guanaco 17:37, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• 641 Contributions was created to redirect my user page to "feces". Guanaco 17:37, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Dorko (Contributions) was created to complain on my talk page because I blocked Metric Dollar. Guanaco 18:02, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Firebrand (Contributions) looks like a sock to me -Tagishsimon
• Sordid Apple Contributions is an admitted sockpuppet. —No-One Jones 02:18, 19 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Blue This Contributions

We are all in allegiance to the Pope. Deny that and you will be expropriated exponentiated excommunicated!!!!!!!1111 Blue This 03:52, 9 Dec 2004 (UTC)

• 64 Contributions
• Bleu Cheese Contributions
• User:Zipper Contributions was apparently created in an attempt to give User:EventHorizon legitimacy.
• Wag the Dogma, Bf349, and Evil Goat were created to vandalize this and other pages.
• Effortless, VFD, 4FD, Vandals roxor, Bad Rabbit, Zip42, and XQR were created to play various games on Talk:Ambition (card game).
• Ludocrat's contributions have a familiar pattern. —Charles P. ^(Mirv) 08:50, 1 Mar 2005 (UTC)
• 160 contributions is likely.
• Crocogator contributions was used to nominate EventHorizon for adminship.