Talk:Lew Fields
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I'm not sure if there's a place in the article for one of Webber & Fields' routines, but I'm putting a chunk of one here:
"Singing Scene"
Lew is on stage at the opening, rehearsing an orchestra. Joe enters, singing annoyingly and badly.
Lew: "Please stop that- you're disgracing the music!"
Joe keeps interrupting, until Lew stops him:
"PLEASE stop- DON'T sing.......when you sing music hides her head- and besides you don't know anything about music"
"How do YOU know?"
"Because I know Everything about music!"
Joe (to audience) "He knows all about music" laughs
Lew "I bet you don't even know what it is a scale"
"I do too!"
"What is it?"
"A petal on a fish!"
"No Joe, here' I'll teach you what a scale is. First you have Do, then Re..."
"Dat's my wife!"
"No, Re ain't your wife"
"Rae IS my wife!"
"No Re ain't your wife. Re is a sound"
"She ain't a sound- She's a Scream!!"
"No Joe, you got it all wrong- Re is after Do" (of course this sounds like Rae is after Dough)
"Dat's my wife!"Saxophobia 23:13, 4 October 2006 (UTC)
