Monarchy Party

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The Monarchy Party was a student political party that formed independently on two campuses across the United States. The first group was formed around 1970 at the University of Maryland, College Park by Greg Cantor (also known as Barchan of Dinglebury)^{[1] [2]} . ^[3] The second was formed, without knowledge of the first, on the campus of Florida State University in Tallahassee, Florida in 1989. The later incarnation led to many weird and subtle cultural and political effects, including a mention in a song called the "Ballad of Marshall Ledbetter" by former Dead Kennedys singer, Jello Biafra, a political endorsement by Mojo Nixon, articles written about them in the The Washington Post and the The London Times, as well as confrontations with other student leaders who would later go on to conventional political careers, such as Trey Traviesa ^[4] who represents District 56 in the Florida House of Representatives. ^[5] At one point, Florida State University quarterback and eventual Heisman Trophy winner Charlie Ward ran successfully as their vice presidential candidate. There appears to have been a third student Monarchy Party formed in 1997 on the campus of San Francisco State University, but it is unclear how successful they were.^[6][7]

The basis of both of these political groups was to get a King elected student body president. In a strange occurrence of synchronicity both groups used the campaign slogan "Vote once for the King, and you'll never have to vote again".

Contents 1 Florida State University Monarchy Party 1.1 Marshall Ledbetter 1.2 The King's English and Crown Dispatch 1.3 Royal Family 1.4 Fund Raising 1.5 Monarchy Party slogans 1.6 Monarchy Party Platform 2 University of Maryland Monarchist Party 3 References

[edit] Florida State University Monarchy Party

The group at Florida State University was formed late one night in the Landis Hall TV lounge by Andrew Arvesen, Chuck Powell, and Jon Lammers. The original idea was to protest the dominance of the Greek fraternity/sorority system in student government, which they felt led to cronyism and misallocation of student activity fees. To do this, though, they had to register a political party that would be entitled to participate in the election debates. Briefly, they considered names such as the Erection Party, with slogans such as "We're hard to beat" or "We'll stay up all night for you." But it seemed much more apt to mock the current state of affairs, with the Greek organizations treating student government as its own personal fiefdom. "They might as well be hereditary monarchs," said Arvesen. That was it. A party was born. ^[8]

While they knew they were basing their party on a joke, they were not having a joke party. As the The Daily Show and The Colbert Report have shown, humor is often the best way to educate people in politics. And politics it was. As FSU Monarchy Party Crown Prince, Jason Shipp, once accused his opponent: ". . . You are a true master of politics, from poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsuckers."^{[citation needed]}

Since the opposing student parties at FSU (Seminole Party and Action Party) were better funded, the Monarchists used alternative campaigning techniques. They wore bright colored renaissance and medieval outfits, often borrowed from the local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism, they wore swords, and had their displays around campus set up with working stocks and a functioning guillotine (used to chop cabbage and watermelons in the student union). ^[9] These props were made by Gregory Cohen, the behind the scenes guy in the party. His hobby seems to have been taking wild ideas from other members of the group and making them into reality.

The Monarchy Party grew to be one of the largest student groups on the campus of FSU, holding coronations with an attendance of over 800 students. Many formerly uninvolved students became politically active due to the Monarchists, as is shown by the fact that elections in which they participated drew record voter turnouts. In a single format, spectacle, wonder, and politics were combined into a synergistic moment with the Monarchy Party. As one observer at the time put it, "Other parties have supporters, but the Monarchy Party has a fan club."

In order to operate as a student organization between elections, the group also incorporated itself as the Young Monarchist's League. Some members took an active interest in researching current and historical monarchies, enabling the group to add authentic features to their public events and ceremonies, such as coronations, investitures, and the like. Such ceremonies were always accompanied by a large party, with live music and entertainment. However, the high point of the event was when the monarch held court, a performance that combined medieval costuming, satirical humor, and the random ennoblement of audience members. These events attracted hundreds of students. As one of their posters stated, "A political party is still a party."

The party itself while symbolized with the trappings of a monarchy took a separate route in the minds of the Students of FSU, to the point that on its own, the pronunciation of Monarchy (as in the party) shifted its emphasis from its first syllable to its second, changing its pronunciation to sound more like Malarky. While not planned, this seemed somewhat appropriate and approved of by the party's organizers.

The Monarchy Party as it grew became a victim of its own success. By its final year in 1994, the party had changed, all of the original members had graduated and had left, and students who wanted to be elected took over the party, and the party became more straight-faced and businesslike. In this final year, Monarchy candidates finally won the Student Body Presidential election, putting Jeannie Belen and Charlie Ward^[10] into office. By this time the trappings of office, the costumes, the humor and the royal titles were long gone, so was the newspaper and the mottoes. People's pronunciation of Monarchy returned to the way it was. Andrew Arvesen once said that the "Monarchy Party will get stronger with defeat". Unfortunately, it was victory that killed it. ^[11]

[edit] Marshall Ledbetter

Marshall Ledbetter, a fringe member of the Monarchy Party, took over the Florida State Capitol with nothing more than an empty bottle of grain alcohol and his wit. In his demands fax he requested the demands be delivered by, among others, "A ranking member of the Monarchy Party". Marshal was a former roommate of Jon Lammers (King Jon), and started his trek to the capitol building from Steven Profit's (Prince Steven) apartment behind Bill's Bookstore, the independent FSU campus book store, where he was crashing at the time.

[edit] The King's English and Crown Dispatch

The Monarchy Party published a newsprint newsletter that was distributed free on the campus of Florida State University. Each copy of this publication, called the Kings English and Crown Dispatch, was a layout parody of a major mass media publication. These lampoons included Pravda, The New York Times, USA Today, Cosmopolitan, US News and World Report, and Rolling Stone. The Rolling Stone parody was an exception as it was titled "Rolling Throne." Containing "All the news that fits the Prince," approximately 10,000 copies of each paper were distributed to the "citizens of the Kingdom of Florida State." The goal was to get votes for the party using a clever blend of humor and information. The idea was that if it was entertaining to read, the paper would reach a larger audience and persuade more readers to see the royalist point of view.

In addition to covering campus politics with wry humor, The Kings English also covered royal news worldwide, with an emphasis on the governmental and historical aspects, rather than the fashion focus of mainstream royalty magazines.

To the surprise of its creators, The Kings English was shipped around the world by students to family members. Some ended up in the Middle East with soldiers taking part in Operation Desert Storm. These people in turn were so amused that they sent donations to the Monarchy Party to help its continued publication.

To encourage distribution, the creators encouraged photocopying of the publication. This has been upgraded to the Creative Commons license as it became available years later. The Kings English was primarily written by Travis Casey, Bucky Goldstein^[12], Andrew Arvesen, and Gregory Cohen.

The best of the Monarchy Party's print work is compiled in a book called the Monarchists Cookbook.

[edit] Royal Family

During its life, the kingdom had several Kings and Queens. With the exception of the title of Knight, titles often stayed around for the members time with the party, on the theory that "Once a King, always a King, but once a knight is enough."

• Andrew Arvesen - King Andrew and later after stepping down Archduke Andrew^[13]

• Steven Profit - Prince Steven the Provocative and Pure, earlier Count Chocula of Biscuitmania.^[14]

• Jon Lammers - King Jon^[15]

• Chuck Powell - Prince Charles, then Prince Charming, later King Charles ^[16]

• Jason Shipp - Prince Jason ^[17]

• Sarah Poore- Queen Sarah

• Rogue - The last real candidate for the Monarchy Party, shortly before he founded the band The Crüxshadows.^[18][19]

Selection and ascension to the throne was accomplished through primogeniture (in a contrived manner), but if you asked a member of the Monarchy Party at the time they would tell you that they were chosen by god.

[edit] Fund Raising

The Monarchy Party at FSU may have been the first party since the times of Boss Tweed to turn a profit on an election. They did this not only by openly soliciting donations from real monarchs, which they did get, but by selling T-shirts and big floppy hats with a feather in them in the student union. This fund raising raised money to produce the Kings English and Crown Dispatch. There were a few dark times for fund raising where Jason Shipp had to use his credit card to buy things for folks who gave him cash to pay for the paper.

[edit] Monarchy Party slogans

The monarchy party had a selection of slogans that they incorporated into posters and other signs. Some were specific to locations. Banners spray-painted onto sheets were hung from the girls only dormitories that said "The King Slept Here". Some were as simple as a sign that said "Bribes" that was hung above a table filled with donuts on the day of the election.^[20]

The group produced dozens of flyers that combined catchy slogans with appropriate historical engravings of monarchs, torture, and jousting. These flyers were extremely popular on campus and many students collected them, putting up Monarchy "shrines" in their dorm rooms. All of which fed the enthusiasm for the party.

• "Vote once for the king, and you'll never have to vote again"

• "99% the power and 1/10th the responsibility"

• "Shut up and Obey"

• "There is no confidence like divine right"

• "We put the class back in the ruling class"

• "A Political Party is Still a Party"

• "Voice your Apathy! Vote Monarchy"

• "Don't think of it as gaining a king, think of it as losing a president"

• "Monarchy is Love"

• "Monarchy, Rule by Divine Right"

• "Don't Get Caught on the Wrong End of a Pillaging Horde!"

• "A Pheasant for every Peasant"

• "Tacete et Parete"

[edit] Monarchy Party Platform

The party produced an election platform that was about a third satirical jabs at the campus establishment, a third royalist history jokes, and a third serious proposals. Many voters had trouble sorting out which items were which. However, it is strange to see how many of the more outlandish platform planks have been implemented in succeeding years by the school administration, most notably woodchipping Woodward Avenue, a major thoroughfare that dangerously cut through the middle of campus and the current administrative pursuit of the Greek Relocation Program. A few of the Monarchy Party Platform's greatest hits:

• "We will annex Poland."
• "Expand the FSU bookstore so that it carries more books than sweatshirts."
• "Protection for all whales on campus."
• "Authorize privateers to raid and loot other campuses to augment student government budget."
• "Cross-campus skilift to be paid for by new FSU lottery."
• "Offset future tuition hikes by seeking corporate sponsors."
• "Campus police must patrol on horseback and become proficient in the use of the lance or mace."
• "Greek Relocation Program: Move all Greek houses to one area farther from campus. Panhellenic events will be easier to organize, beer trucks can make one-stop delivery, and new areas for parking will be opened up close to campus."

[edit] University of Maryland Monarchist Party

The University of Maryland's political group referred to itself as the Monarchist Party. It had the same goals as FSU's party, but it started much earlier. The actually organization date is uncertain, but some sources put it starting as far back as 1969 ^[21] or possibly 1972. This seems to be the start date of the Markland Medieval Mercenary Militia^[22] and there is some evidence that Monarchist Party split from the Militia to make sure it would continue to get funded by the Student Government Association ^[23]. It was not until 1985 that they got elected, and at that point they won the top slot by taking the Student Body Presidency. This first elected student king was King Tom II, AKA Tom Cooper, now a police officer in the DC area. ^[24]. Also serving in the first court were Queen Virginia, Lord High Chancellor Duke Sir Paul, and Chancellor of Exchequer Prince Jim.

King Tom II's campaign was based around a beer moat. "Mr. Cooper promised to order construction of a 'Security moat' circling the campus and filled with 'cold lager.' A popular campaign slogan was "Moat Vonarchist". He also decreed that any thermonuclear devices 'full design, assembled and tested' on the Maryland campus should be heavily taxed". When questioned about his opinion on campus environmental group, Mary PIRG^[25], the King answered that he "used to date her sister".

King Tom II carried out his first campaign promise as soon as he was elected. He demanded a re-count. The re-count was denied by the administration of U-Md.^[26] King Tom was later received at court by King Olav V of Norway.

The next king elected was James Risner who defined much of the college monarchist movement when he said: We figure college should be fun, It's possible to be competent and fun, and that's what we're doing. ^[27]

[edit] References

1. ^ http://www.usps.com/history/plife/pl090198/emp2.htm
2. ^ Money, Jennifer (1988). "Top Two SGA Positions face Run-off next week. Republicans out; Monarchists win majority". Diamondback, The newspaper of the University of Maryland, College Park Thursday, October 13, 1988.
3. ^ Fletcher, Guy (1986). "King Tom addresses regents". Diamondback, The newspaper of the University of Maryland, college Park Monday, February 10, 1986 page 5.
4. ^ McCaffery, Robert (1990). "Student body president candidates square off". Florida Flambeau, the newspaper of Florida State University February 19, 1991.
5. ^ http://www.treytraviesa.com/
6. ^ http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/www/pubs/gater/fall97/sept11/Monarch.html
7. ^ http://web.archive.org/web/19991002000642/http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~xav_am/monarchy.html
8. ^ Shipp, Jason (1989). "Divine rights and parking dominate another debate". Florida Flambeau, the newspaper of Florida State University October 18,1989.
9. ^ http://www.saintpetersburgtimes.com/2004/09/09/State/The_minority_presiden.shtml
10. ^ Berkowitz, Steve (1992) "At FSU, Ward's best position is Leader", The Washington post, November 6, 1992, Page F7
11. ^ Cohen, Gregory (1988,1995,2006). "Monarchist Cookbook". Magnolia Press Introduction.
12. ^ http://www.xanga.com/yankeetexan
13. ^ http://www.myspace.com/110783953
14. ^ http://www.myspace.com/slackerwanderer
15. ^ http://jonathangarrett.livejournal.com/
16. ^ http://www.myspace.com/12345921
17. ^ http://www.gpwlaw.com/attorneys/shippj.php
18. ^ http://www.cruxshadows.com/rogue.html
19. ^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Roguecampaignposter.jpg
20. ^ http://www.saintpetersburgtimes.com/2004/09/09/State/The_minority_presiden.shtml
21. ^ http://www.markland.org/whereaxe.php
22. ^ http://www.markland.org/
23. ^ http://www.markland.org/whereaxe.php
24. ^ Vobejda, Barbara (1985). "U-Md. Crowns New Spirit in Campus Politics". Washington Post December 9, 1985.
25. ^ http://www.marylandpirg.org/
26. ^ Meyer, Thomas (1985) "Maryland's King Tom II Promises Benevolent Rule". "The Journal of Higher Education" December 11, 1985. Pg 25.
27. ^ (1988). "NORTHEAST JOURNAL". New York Times October 23, 1988. Section 1; Part 2, Page 42, Column 4;