User:Tznkai
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[edit] Status
Family and Personal obligations. Back by mid Febuary--Tznkai 19:21, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
[edit] I am
- Not a wikipolitician
- A wikipedia-en adminstrator
- A #wikipedia denizen
- A Clerk for the Arbitration Comittee
[edit] Stuff I do
If its about article writing use my talk page. Adminstrative stuff is usually handled on my talk page or AN, ANI You can also look at my /desk
[edit] My favorite expressions
- LGM Rule: Context is important. We write for the Little Green Men in space, not for us.
- Readers Aren't Stupid: don't lead em by the nose everywhere.
- NPOV is not fair and balanced, its fair and accurate
[edit] Projects in forumlation stages:
- /Project:GAME Game Articles? Make Excellent! A gratuitous backronym to explain the valiant and futile attempt to get video game articles up to encylopedic qualities.
- /Project:RANDOM Random Articles Need Drastic Objective Material! A slightly less tortured, but no less gratuitous backronym to explain and encourage the equally valiant, but considerbly less futile attempt to improve one random articlle daily, especially stubs.
- /Project:IRONIC Ironic Really Obviously Never Is Credible: A tortured backronym that took the author two dictionaries and a thesaurus finish, the attempt to remove 99.9% of the occurances of the word "Ironic" in the encylopedia articles.
- /Project:TALK Talking All Lovingly? Kosher! Not so much a project as an excuse to continue typing, Project:TALK is simply a commitment to keeping talk pages as civil and germane as possible.--Tznkai 16:01, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
[edit] Positions
My position on WikiDogma: "All who die by the way, whether by land or by sea, or in battle against the pagans, shall have immediate remission of sins. This I grant them through the power of God with which I am invested." Dogma is Bad.
[edit] Doctrines
[edit] /Doctrine:Adminstrative discretion
[edit] /Doctrine:Wikipedia terms of use
[edit] /Doctrine:Unilateral consensus
[edit] /Doctrine:Unicameral control
Experiment: I invite people to edit bellow the next line as if this was an article page. This particular page obviously must ignore notability rules. Have fun kids.
[edit] User:Tznkai
User:Tznkai is a level-headed contributor to wikipedia. (Under an expansive definition of levelheaded that includes dramata like idle threats to leave Wikipedia). I think he's a man, but even if he isn't, he's going to get male pronouns. Unlike most contributors, User:Tznkai carries a sense of personal integrity, attempts to get along with everyone, and tries to include all points of view into articles... not just his own. This last virtue has gotten him into hot water on the issue of Intelligent Design where anti-ID editors labeled him as pro-ID, even though he has often stated that he supports the theory of evolution. No one has a clue as to how or why he picked the username he did ("kai" is Greek for "and", but "tzn" sounds like call letters for an Asian television station... which only makes us more confused), and he can't spell to save his life (witness: "bellow the next line"). When he threatened to leave wikipedia, hordes of friends demanded his return. His clear-headed thinking is often reflected in the pithy (and often witty!) comments to his edits.
I think he's a fish. Maybe a trout.
- Wow, that makes the striked out "So long and thanks for all the fish" (on his talk page) take on a whole different meaning...
Tznkai likes to take long walks on the beach at sunset, listen to music, hold hands, and cuddle next to the fire. He likes making love at midnight and the taste of champagne. He's been looking for love in all the wrong places and is sick of dating "players". He was about to give it up for good, but decided to "give it one last chance" on wikipedia... where all the hot girls are.
Tznkai is, in addition to being level-headed, a very welcoming and kind individual.
Tzakai is missed (and hasn't set his email up yet - grrr)