User:Zaxios
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Zaxios: a Wikipedia user. Sometimes he forgets to log in. More often, however, he doesn't.
[edit] Qualifications
I am a tenured professor of quantum physics at a prominent university in eastern Vermont; I currently teach graduate and postgraduate quantum physics, although I am known also to dabble in the construction of positronic flux capacitors. I depend principally on the following academic degrees: Bachelor of Science in Quantum Physics (B.S.), Master of Science in Advanced Quantum Physics (M.S.A.Q.P.), Doctorate of Science in Very Advanced Quantum Physics (Ph.D.), all obtained over the course of six weeks in 1998. Of course, I have also picked up some other degrees in my spare time. I can't remember them all, but I definitely have all of the following:
- Doctor of Musical Education (D. M. E.)
- Doctor of Nursing Science (D. N. Sc.)
- Doctor of Project Management (D. P. M.)
- Doctor of Physical Education (D. P. E.)
- Doctor of Public Administration (D. P. A.)
- Doctor of Public Health (Dr. P. H.)
- Doctor of Professional Studies (D. Prof./D. P. S.)
- Doctor of Recreation (D. Rec./D. R.)
- Doctor of Rehabilitation (Rh. D.)
- Doctor of Religious Education (D. R. E.)
- Doctor of Sacred Music (D. S. M.)
- Doctor of Sacred Theology (S. T. D.)
- Doctor of Science (D. Sc./Sc. D.)
- Doctor of Science and Hygiene (D. Sc. H.)
I am widely recognized as an expert on literary canons of Belgium and Ghana, the effect of the Anschluss on the eastern suburbs of Budapest, the sexism of 11th-century Soviet literature; but my most rewarding work was to write and research one of my doctoral theses on the character and significance of the Yibin Sichuanese township from the summer of 1711 to the winter of 1713. I speak 16 languages, three of which I invented: Zumbar: The Language of the Gods, C++ and Esperanto. At age 13, I studied at Oxford on a Rhodes scholarship, where I obtained my second doctorate, in Sacred Music. I was president of the World Bank 1995-2005. Presently I chair three Forbes 500 companies. Also, I am the front-runner to win the Republican nomination in 2008.
