User:Alexiy Charamko

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Luke, I am your father!

Alexiy was born in Russia on the 27th of January 1990. He likes to play soccer, study for unimportant tests, study for important tests, study for no apparent reason at all and just plain study.

Alexiy has lived in the USA for most of his life and currently resides in Sydney, Australia. This is where he picked up his shit and threw it in the lake only to realise that he sucked at counterstrike 1.6, counterstrike source and warcraft 3 really badly, lol.

When a friend was enquired about the suckyness of Alexiy's counter strike 1.6 skills, they recalled a time when in de_dust 2, alexiy was camping near the T spawn just outside the tunnels, and he expected his friend to come out of the tunnels and kill him, but he came from the T spawn instead and shot him in the face, lol. ^_^

It was also recalled by the same friend that in warcraft 3 DotA one time, goodall was on level 16 and they were on level 13 and the other people were on 13 or 12. Alexiy was on level 8.

uhh what else... oh yeah! It is alleged by that friend again that playing certain counter strike sound files in conjunction can bring great mirth to Alexiy, as well as objects in visual python arranged in a certain fashion.

Oh, lol and there was that time where Alexiy let off some smoke grenades in the bathroom of the house in cs_militia and had a 'rave' in the bath tub. His friend came and they let off some flash grenades as strobes and moshed in the bathtub, whilst throwing their weapons at each other. It ended when alexiy shot him. >:( b*tch

Another mate of his remembers a time when Alexiy was especially stingy and ran around looking for a 10¢ coin on the oval

"I think my sister has a dollar somewhere" was Alexiy's response when a friend told him that he owed him some money at a birthday party where Alexiy had given his friend a burnt computer game as a gift.

1 Various important dates in the history of Alexiy
2 WTF!!!!
3 So anyway...
4 Traditional Alexiy Quotes
5 OMFG

[edit] Various important dates in the history of Alexiy

[edit] The 21st of July 2006

On the 21st of July 2006 Alexiys Gmail user account was hacked lol (or so he says), two emails were sent from his account while it was compromised. One where he claims to be in love with the person who received the email, and one (sent to at least 50 people) where he openly states his homosexuality (i knew he'd come out of the closet sooner or later).

Alexiy points out one of the indicators that the email was not sent by him is that he signs his emails off as the following:

ASC

v-o-x-y-n

whereas the 'hacker' signed the emails as:

-ASC-

v-o-x-y-n

with the extra hyphens. Also, the spelling and grammar was really bad, even below alexiy's level of communication. This may have been purposely done by the 'hacker' in order to make alexiy seem unintelligible.

[edit] The 26th of July 2006

On the 26th of July 2006 this article was made LOL and... um... LOL, Alexiy got pwnt hard rofl LOL.

[edit] The 27th of July 2006

Alexiy saw this wikipedia article

An onlooker, Evan Roberts swears he did a rofl in his pants he lolmao'd so hard

It was the census of Alexiy's software class that it was the funniest thing since mr b said 'sex' for no apparent reason during theory. Shows what he was thinking of, eh?

[edit] The 2nd of August 2006

Alexiy is still crap at dota

when he gets bored in physics after he's finished doing all his work (and tomorrow's work, and next week's work), he plays hangman with his other nerdy friends, Jake and Barno.

Peace

[edit] The 11th of December 2006

Man haven't updated this in a while

turns out aleixy dropped software what a royal fegget! btw WC3 TD ruels also! nearly end of school!!11 BD roxx0r!!1

[edit] The 25th of Febuary 2006

So alexiy had a birthday party which hardly anybody went to cause not many people love him

so I showed up uninvited lol it was a pretty sweet party actually nice work alexiy!

[edit] WTF!!!!

Also alexiy got like 20/20 for his physics assignment >=( some people, such as his friends would refer to him as being a 'nerd'.

Alexiy is also known to enjoy Rantcore, LOLCORE (capitalisation preserved), Progressive Breakcore and Post-Emotive-Hardcore-Punk-Rock (aka emo). He really loves emo, and wearing tight girly jeans.

[edit] I had W00t LOOPS WITH EXTRA LMAONAISE ^__^_^_^_^

--Adrian 18:46, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Gross, I only eat l337-bix.

--Evan 18:47, 28 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] By the way i had Spring Lolls for lunch.

--Adrian 04:46, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] I'm going to have Pepper-OWN-I pizza for dinner tonight

--Evan 04:47, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Pfft, I'll stick with my Rofles Chips

--Mike 05:17, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] O rly?

--O rly owl 05:18, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] YA RLLY!^_!^_~

--It chee-nawx 05:33, 26 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] So anyway...

..as i was saying right, the guy got hit by a train. And so the story ends... the end... um yeah i think so lol ROFL HAHAHAHAHHAHA

and yeah, lady mcbeth was prettyhot up until she killed herself like that slepewalkin shi

OMG n it wus sooo khool when that dewd invated macbeths house n he wus like 'i m in ur bsse killin ur d3\/\/dz' and he wus lik 'lmao~^_^' N THEN HE CUT HIS HEAWD OFF OMG =O