Bawk
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[edit] Definition
Refers to a sensation felt in ones intestinal region following on from an unsavory experience.
[edit] History
Localized slang originating from the great buzzing Tipperary. Used in the context of "it makes me want to bawk" example: drinking hot vomit from a sweaty sock.
[edit] Minor Sypmtoms
Can lead to some minor symptoms such as nausea, projectile vomiting, diarrhoea, fever and worms.
Long term exposure can lead to to genetail warts, loss of control of sphincter muscle, crabs of the pubic hair and hair loss.
[edit] Extreme Cases
In extreme cases there have been such symptoms such as thick dark coarse hair growing on the feet and on womens nipples. Also a thick bluey purple dischare from the anus due to the break down of the cell wall of the mitochondria in the colon.
[edit] Remedy
Temporary relief can be obtained by sparying an antibacterial agent in the anal region, best achieved whilst the sufferer is standing on their head.
It is also recommended the the sufferer drinks approximately 4.5 litres of lemon juice( preferably fresh mixed with .001 litres of eye drop. As this will combat the excess alkalinity in the intestinal region.
[edit] References
To view all these sypmtoms see Brian Flood.
