User:Brain in a jar

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Contents 1 Who is this enigma? 2 Who is this enigma (Revised)? 3 ME! ICH! MOI! YO! WATASHI! 4 The Grammaryan Race 5 Video games

[edit] Who is this enigma?

Hello! I am a man of few words (Damn! Too many).

[edit] Who is this enigma (Revised)?

'Sup!

[edit] ME! ICH! MOI! YO! WATASHI!

A.S. This user has Asperger syndrome. This user is mixed-handed. This user is proud to be English.

This user is of multiple ancestries. This user is of Russian ancestry. This user is of Polish ancestry.

I come from Esperantoland. ipa-3 This user has an advanced understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

[edit] The Grammaryan Race

UK This user uses British English. they This user considers singular they standard English usage. amn't This user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren't in the singular.

infin¦itive This user chooses to sometimes split infinitives. by The passive voice may be used by this user. to / too / two Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

their / there / they're This user knows that there, their, and they're are not the same word. your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, you’re in need of help. You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the subject of a sentence, you and me need to have a little talk...

Subj This user likes that the Subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it. Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum". !? This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. , This user fixes comma splices as they are annoying. A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

its/it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately…. “…” This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.

“…”? This user thinks “British punctuation is best for quotation marks”, do you? ; This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently. ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.

AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

[edit] Video games

This user plays Tetris. You just lost the Game. + This user plays retro games.

This user prefers the Original DS over the DS Lite This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64 This user still plays games on the NES.

This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console. This user is an EarthBound fan. N This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software.