User:Ginjadownunder
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Ginjadownunder aka Briar Eliot Parker, known as Briaroonie, (born 7th of January, 1984) is a local celebrity in B-town, purely for being the only gay in the village. She currently resides in Christchurch.
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[edit] Early Life
Briaroonie was born in Palmerston North where she spent a few years of her babyhood before moving to B-town due to her father's involvement in the airforce. Her life passed quickly, with no event, because in B-town there are no events to be had. (this is prior to the B-town riot)
At age 14 she realised she was a lesbian and changed her desired occupation from ballerina to forestry worker. At age 18 she became a lesbian slapper and slept with many people, regardless of age, shape and sexual orientation.
When she was 20 she entered into a relationship with Little Michelle. They lived together for some time, though their relationship only lasted 6 months. Little Michelle cheated on Briaroonie a number of times, which eventually led to a dissolve of the relationship's status.
Briaroonie first met Noodles Wistenpoof (her future wife) when, just a few days after breaking up with her, Little Michelle started going out with Noodles Wistenpoof and took her to Briaroonie's then-place of work (Reading Cinemas) to show her off. Briaroonie was enraged, especially because Noodles Wistenpoof was a dyke and looked like a boy. Briaroonie's first thoughts of Noodles Wistenpoof were "bitch."
[edit] Recent Life
Briaroonie recently quit her part-time job at Springland's Cafe in B-town to permanently move to Christchurch, where she has lived before. She is considering the prospect of attending University in 2007, but it is unknown as of yet what her exact plans are.
She is currently recieving the sickness benefit, because she is insane (but not emo).
[edit] Personal Life
In September 2006 Briaroonie met up with Noodles Wistenpoof for the third time in her life whilst down in Christchurch for Little Michelle's birthday. It is rumoured that Noodles Wistenpoof was invited at the last minute, as someone who knew the gay scene of Christchurch and also new flesh for Briaroonie to practice her lesbian slapper routine on, since she had not had any action since breaking up with her ex-girlfriend Piptacular 6 months before.
The pair have been together now for a year, and all of the sources close to the couple exclaim "they are so CUTE". Rumour has it engagement bells are in the air, but I have listened to loud music too much so am going a bit deaf. It may just be my noisy digestive tract.
Miscellaneous Briaroonie is interested in left-wing politics, but doesn't have the patience to learn it inside out like her good friend Byron has. Briaroonie is a stoner, just like the best of us. She is a social woman, often spotted about town meeting up with old friends and drinking hot chocolate. Briaroonie has two tattoos. Nothing compared to her lesbian lover's 9.
