Gomper Syndrome
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Originally studied in 1968 by Dr. Schnail Gompers of Ludwig-Maximilians-Universität München [1], Gompers Syndrome is commonly precursed by intense headache, dolorous pain in the stomach/abdominal region, and in severe cases, vertigo [2]. Dr. Gompers recognized after analyzing PET scans of complaining patients that in Gompers Syndrome, the brain swelled to the inner level of the skull which exerted pressure on the arachnid of the meninges. This outward force caused the brain to synthesize and transport hormones that signal pain to the stomach. This condition can be brought on by consumption of ecstasy and the ensuing consumption of excess water causing the brain to swell, exercising while ill (particulary flu conditions)[3] . To resolve Gompers Syndrome, professionals are advised to treat the swelling region with ice and cool temperature. If this persists, induced coma may be necessary to slow brain activity and decrease swelling at a more rapid rate.
