User:Hansissocool
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[edit] HANS IS SO COOL
Hans Gehrke is an amazingly cool guy. He is said to be the coolest guy of all time. In many local newspaper polls, Hans has won the the prize of "Coolest Guy Ever" Award. He is famous throughout the country.
[edit] Interesting Facts
Favorite Band-Led Zeppelin
TV shows-The Simpsons, That 70s Show
Instrument-Guitar
Talents-Being cool
Awards Earned-Coolness Award, Coolest Guy Ever Award
[edit] Biography
Hans was born on August 12th. That was the best day ever. Everbecame happy when Hans was born. Today, August 12th is a national holiday. When Hans became 12, he learned how to play guiatar. This changed his life. Hans soon became more interested in music, and music became his life. Some of Hans's favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, Tool, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Pantera, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and much much much much more. Hans plays guitar and listens to music whenever he has free time. He also likes to eat. His favorite foods are pancakes, pizza, and ice cream. He also likes to sleep, and sometimes when he is bored he likes to make Wikipedia entries about himself.
[edit] Hall Of Fame
In 2006, Hans was nominated to go into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for his awesome guitar playing. He has not yet been inducted. You can vote for him to be inducted at voteforhanstogointothehalloffamebecauseheissocool.com/votehansnow
Hans encourages everyone to vote for him. He should win because he is the best guitarist ever. EVER.
[edit] Now
Currently, Hans has been going to school, playing guitar, and getting into trouble. Occasionally, he is on the cover of Rolling Stone or Guitar World magazine. To keep up to date, check out Rolling Stone magazine or Guitar World magazine every month. He is mentioned frequently.
