Hey, That's My Hat (Thank God You're Here)
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Hey, That's My Hat is the name of the fictional childrens television show invented by Shaun Micallef on Thank God You're Here. The show features Tina (Heidi Arena) and Tina (Shaun Micallef) as the hosts. Shaun continally uses big words like afforementioned to confuse his audience of the small children. The show includes segmets including:
- The colour of the day (blue)
- The number of the day (372 which later turns into 307)
- The letter of the day (is from Alfred Gernz)
- How all of that fits together
- Visitor (A huge teddy bear with a slight resemblance to Alfred Gernz but turns out to be Roadsafety Sam)
- Storytime ('The title of todays book is invisible to the naked eye')
- The Goodbye Song ('Oh, good')
[edit] Trivia
- When Shaun is leaning on the bench, one of the doors falls off and a rat falls out. "That crazy rat!"
- When Shaun asks one of the children if they knew the vowels, he nods, then shakes his head. Shaun takes this as a no.
- Both Shaun and 'Tina's' shirts say 'YAY' which was probably meant to be the title of the show.
- When he is asked why he is late, he replies, "Well, the man told me to park and I was ahh locked and I put ahh maaaybee?!"
- Before he walks through the door the only path that his costume leads him down was that it could be an impression of Mork.
[edit] Memorable Quotes
Tina: Hi boys and girls, my name is Tina.
Shaun: Yes, it certainly is, I can vouch for that.
Tina: And what's your name?
Shaun: My name? Well, my name is ahh is Tina as well.
Tina: We are going to have so much fun here today, but first we're going to learn a lesson about the topic of the week.
Shaun: Alright, now who's ready for the lesson of the topic of the week?
Tina: Now come over here, Tina.
Shaun: What? Oh me!
Shaun: Excuse me, I just have to bypass the Alfred.
Tina: Now who to we have here, Tina?
Shaun: Well, as I said but obviously I was wrong-
Tina: He was a bit wrong. I think he's making up names today.
Shaun: There's a resemblance to Alfred Gernz but no, this is our friend...ahh...ahh...M..M..Myron. Myron Shlomo isn't it.
Tina: Tina, I think it might be Roadsafety Sam and I think he's got a few messages for us.
Shaun: Alright now, Roadsafety Sam, would you like to spend at least ohh ten or fiftenn minutes explaining the road safety rules to us.
(Myron whispers in Shauns ear)
Shaun: Alright.
Tina: What did he say, Tina?
Shaun: Well, when there are two white lines down the centre of the road you can't overtake.
Tina: It's time for our story of the day. Now, what's the title of our story today?
Shaun: Well, todays title is invisible to the naked eye. But, we can piece it together by just looking at the pictures, can we see the pictures of Mr. Piggy and Mr. Lamb and Mr. Horse and Mr. ahh what's that, a cow. This is called Farmyard Fun with these afforementioned animals.
Tina: Once upon a time...
Shaun: Ohh me? Ok, there was a man and he had three ducks he had four but one died.
Tina: Do you know what I hear? The Goodbye Song.
Shaun: Oh good.
The Goodbye Song
Tina
Goodbye to all our friends today
We've had so much fun and so much gay
Shaun
Ness of us
But that is a lifestyle choice
So whether you're a girl or whether you are boys
Come again tomorrow of you I crave
Because...
HOOTER