User:Ian Mac
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--Ian Mac 20:14, 6 March 2006 (UTC)Ian McMurtry (Twat)
Ian McMurtry was born in 1987 due to discriminative stimulus effects of cocaine and heroin his parents took one late night underneath an oak tree in the late Spring of 1986.
Ian led a quiet and normal life as a child willing to fufill his aspiration to be a spaceman, but this all changed on his first day at High School where he was immediately singled out for having a greater than average sized head and derrière. He was bullied through out his non-educational time at High School where his IQ to dropped so low to that of a Sheep, by this time his parents were so gilt ridden by the shame of their high intake of cocaine and heroin they had taken that night which led them to sexual intercourse in May '86 they finally decided to disown him.
Soon after getting kicked out by his parents he became a rent boy were his speciality was "cock chugging". Little else is knowing of this rare specimen due to lack of sightings though according to one eye-witness he was recently seen (February 2006) stopping a 40 year old man around the Albert Clock area of Belfast (Northern Ireland) shouting "Whap the Bean out!" before then going on to rape the poor soul violently whilst at the same time reapeatly shouting "What The Beg!?"
