Johannian

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Contents 1 Johannian 2 The Johannian Spirit 3 Famous Johannians which are still in school 4 Unworthy Johannians

[edit] Johannian

Johannians are students of St John's Inst KL they are 'one of a kind'. Johannians are very proud of their school . Victorians are the eternal rivals of Johannians , they often disagree with each other

[edit] The Johannian Spirit

Johannians have their so called 'Johannian Spirit' which is the loyalty of Johanians to their school . Nowadays the Johannian Spirit is fading , this shows when the Johanians collected their Ceriathon funds they only manage to collect a humble amount of 30k which is quite little in malaysia ( not even enough to buy a small car in Malaysia . Many blame the recent market crash as the main reason of the poor amount , while others say saya duit makan pun tak cukup nak beli nasi ayam , nak bagi sekolah , this shows that the johannian spirit is really fading amoung the students . Many others say that the Johannian Spirits only lives in a Johannian for a year which is quite true ( the Form one's Ceriathon collection tops the list ) .

[edit] Famous Johannians which are still in school

• Pavindran Nair (K-9) a/l Krishnasamy a/l Krishnan a/l .......?

He was a great student in the school and he still is ... he made a lot of people laugh which was great for a black guy ! we are proud of what he has done ... people used to call him Keling but he doesnt care because he knows who he really is [a Paria sejati] . He was also caught having an affair with one of a Disney character The Gummy Bears [Sivagami of CBN] .

• Yap Calvin a.k.a SEPET

He is the taiko (big bro) of SJI and is belived to be descended from the great Chinese Gangster Yap Ah Loy himself . He is the SJI's father figure for fighting and wanted by the [ botak ] . He is not only power in studies (*ahemm *!!!) but also equaly powerful in school .

• The Poi a.k.a Threatster

He is just a crazy student trying hard to be a normal student in the normal everyday johannain life . He also created a few signature moves such as tha famous ' 3D lame ' . He is racist and thinking that one race is always superior to another ( which is actually true in malaysia ) . People name him as the creator of the Racism Revolution in St John's Inst . Being the person that has started the propaganda of racism in classes such as cina power , keling power paria sucks , malay u (melayu). He also thinks that nobody is better than Chinese ( which is true )

• Edward Hiew Kit Ling a.k.a Lazyboy

He is a great basketball player but doesn't get to play alot for the school ( due to racism cases [according to Poi] made by the school ). He has been in quite a number of fights and came out victorious ! he made quite a big appearance in the fight with the undisputed cream de la cream of all Parias Kishen a/l ... i wish i knew ! He was accompanied by The Poi , Yap n Pavin !

• Ritesh Saigal a.k.a Fat Boy Slim

Every great macha gang needs someone to help collect rasuah ( bribe ) and this big dude is the main man ! a PCP and also a Punjabi ... where can u actually get a two-in-one as great as this ??? ( this statement should not be questioned ). People refer to his as a timid giant because of his willingness to keep quiet even after bribed .

• Charanjit a/l Amarjit a/l Balwant a.k.a Verick

This great dude is a good leader ! he is the main macha of all Sikh ... in the school , he is well known for his great accomplishment which is a monitor and the chairman is Shahrul ( MALAY ) ! Altough he is the monitor he sure don't act like one because he is the Sick Sikh .

[edit] Unworthy Johannians

• Victor Lim Yan Loong a.k.a MALAY U LALA

He is one of the unlikely johannian who deserves to be at no where ... He has a sister , Anna ! one of the girls who is bbw ... she was related to a few cases involving flirtation with " some " students ! But the point is that Victor is no Chinese ... he is MALAY because he is a typical MALAY U wanna be and is unworthy of being a Chinese and should be spat on the face .

• Faiza a.k.a Cucu Rentap ( Agi Hidup Agi Negelaban )

He is known as a descendant of Rentap ... he is no where to be found in anywhere else ... made in MALAYsia ! Unlike Rentap he dosent have the ability to turn invisible , this often goes to show when he is caught daydreaming in the class by the teachers

• Mudzamil a.k.a Blackburn , Ghost Rider , Pulau di bawah Selimut

This 'Indian' boy ( we here refer to colours as our website are not racist ) is a pelayar ( or as we call it playar ) ... He is the victim of nippile pinching ( hell yeah !!! ) . He started becomming popular after being sent-of (sent home) by the Form-3 supervisor for being absent in examination without any letter .