User:Joseph Q Publique

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This user is male.

This user's favourite colour is orange.

This user is proud to be British.

This user comes from South Australia

This user is a university student.

This user teaches at a university or other institution of higher education.

HIS

This user's favourite subject is History.

2°	This user has two academic degrees.

BA	This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree.

This user is an academic.

This user is a professional writer or journalist.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys comics.

This user is right-handed.

:-]

This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.

This user is heterosexual.

This user supports gender equality.

This user is a supporter of the LGBT community.

This user wishes he had a girlfriend.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

agn

This user is interested in agnosticism.

~~mankind~~

This user supports the use of gender-neutral language.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

…	This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately….

UK	This user uses British English.

AU	This user uses Australian English.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user likes Sherlock Holmes

This user knows that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything.

This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.

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This user is obsessed with The War of the Worlds.

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

Frasier

Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

Frasier

This user doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs... they're calling again!

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

Law & Order

This user is a fan of Law & Order.

L&O

Law & Order

This user is a fan of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

Law & Order

This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

SVU

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This user is not a number; they are a free man.

This user wants to believe.
Verifiability is policy

This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.

Kong

This user could lick the world.

BATMAN

This user is a fan of the Batman.

Superman

This user is neither a bird nor a plane.

This user is interested in the Victorian period.

This user is interested in World War I

This user is interested in World War II.

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

SC4

This user's city is much better than Defacto's.

C₂H₆O-0

This user is a non-drinker.

This user drinks tea.

This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks water.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user is an omnivore.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

This user eats chocolate.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats fries, or chips.

This user eats potatoes.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats salad.

This user loves oranges.

This user eats apples.

This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy!

This user does not smoke.

Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

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This user is a professional procrastinator.

This user has a sense of humour
and shows it on their userpage.

This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!

This user is a mad scientist.

This user is a kid at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up.

Zombie

Grrr! Brains! Brains!

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

UBX

This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes!

_{or else...}

Too many userboxes

This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

Joseph Q Publique is the self-applied (and slightly pretentious) pseudonym of a British-born postgraduate student theoretically studying at the University of South Australia (although most of his time is spent avoiding such work in a variety of outside pursuits - of which, oddly enough, his contributions to Wikipedia form part). He was born in Durham, County Durham in the United Kingdom, and emigrated to Australia when he was just a wee laddie. Incredibly, his accent has not yet disappeared, a trait he ascribes as much to stubbornness as anything else. His choice in usernames may possibly be worse than his choice in fashion, but he severely doubts it.

He has somehow managed to muddle his way into a career in academia, but as soon as he writes his bestselling novel and becomes a big hit, he's out of there like a shot.

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