User:Jouster

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Hi. I'm Jouster.

I'm a programmer and a network engineer, specializing in security and low-level network troubleshooting (layer 2, 3, and 4 in the OSI model).

I'm also an Angel (paintball) tech.

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This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. ^[sic]

to / too
/ two

Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

~~... in.~~

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.

. T

This user puts two spaces after a full stop.

…	This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately….

;	This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.

ANAL

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

cAPS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

This user uses Pidgin to chat on AIM, IRC, and other networks.

This user does not contribute by using a Web browser. Rather, he uploads material directly to the Internet by using the awesome power of his mind.

lynx	This user contributes using Lynx.

OSrc

This user contributes to Open Source Projects.

This user contributes with GNOME.

This user contributes using Vim.

NOTEPAD.EXE|

This user contributes using Notepad.

EDIT.COM_

This user contributes using MS-DOS Editor.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user contributes using a typewriter, and sends all contributions via mail.

c-4

This user is an expert C programmer.

bas

This user can program in BASIC.

Java

This user can program in Java.

MOO

This user can code in MOO.

Perl

This user is a Perl hacker.

as	This user knows ActionScript.

ascript-2

This user is an intermediate AppleScript script author.

css-0

This person rarely uses Cascading Style Sheets, but might know how to achieve some backwards compatible effects with valid XHTML.

php

This user can program in PHP.

bash

This user is a bash scripter.

batch-4

This user is an expert Batch programming language programmer.

html-4

This user is an HTML expert.

mysql-4

This user is an expert MySQL programmer.

re-4

This user is an expert regular expression programmer.

Excel-4

This user is an expert Excel programmer.

HTML 3.2-4

This user is an expert HTML 3.2 programmer.

prog-x

This user is merely a humble programmer.

This user plays his or her music in the treble clef.

This user plays the kazoo.

^* This user needs more cowbell.

This user sings only in the shower.

'	This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old 80s songs and calling them new.

fan-3

This user loves Rockapella.

fan-3

This user loves Toxic Audio.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

NO DEAL

This user hates Deal or No Deal in all its forms.

d'oh!

This user is so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

ABE

This user is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

Ants

This user welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ

Bite this user's shiny metal ass!

This user is on the list.

Caboose

This user likes food-nap time.

FG	This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

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