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| Book |
Quotation |
| The Bad Beginning |
To Beatrice - darling, dearest, dead. |
| The Reptile Room |
For Beatrice - my love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not. |
| The Wide Window |
For Beatrice –:I would much prefer it if you were alive and well. |
| The Miserable Mill |
'To Beatrice –:My love flew like a butterfly:Until death swooped down like a bat:As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said;:"That's the end of that." |
| The Austere Academy |
For Beatrice –:You will always be in my heart,:In my mind,:And in your grave. |
| The Ersatz Elevator |
For Beatrice –:When we met my life began,:Soon afterward, yours ended. |
| The Vile Village |
For Beatrice –:When we were together I felt breathless.:Now you are. |
| The Hostile Hospital |
| The Carnivorous Carnival |
For Beatrice –:Our love broke my heart,:and stopped yours. |
| The Slippery Slope |
For Beatrice –:When we first met, you were on the toilet, and I was lonely:Now I am pretty lonely. |
| The Grim Grotto |
For Beatrice –:Dead women tell no tales,:Sad men write them down. |
| The Penultimate Peril |
To Beatrice –:No one could extinguish my love,:Or your house. |
| The End -: |
I cherished, you perished, since my life's been nightmarished |
| "Chapter Fourteen"" |
"No dedication" |
