List of King of the Hill episodes

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This is a list of episodes of the FOX animated television series King of the Hill. The show premiered on January 12, 1997 and commenced its eleventh season on January 28, 2007.

[edit] Seasons

See also: King of the Hill DVDs

	# of Episodes	Original airdate	DVD releases

1	12	1997	R1: July 1, 2003 R2: March 13, 2006 R4: March 15, 2006

2	23	1997 – 1998	R1: November 11, 2003 R2: March 13, 2006 R4: May 23, 2006

3	25	1998 – 1999	R1: December 28, 2003 R2: August 28, 2006 R4: September 26, 2006

4	24	1999 – 2000	R1: May 3, 2005 R2: January 15, 2007

5	20	2000 – 2001	R1: November 22, 2005 R2: February 26, 2007

6	22	2001 – 2002	R1: May 2, 2006

7	23	2002 – 2003	--

8	22	2003 – 2004	--

9	15	2004 – 2005	--

10	15	2005 – 2006	--

11	--	2007	--

[edit] Episodes

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

[edit] Season 1: 1997

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"Pilot"	January 12, 1997	4E01	1
When a baseball hits Bobby in the eye during a Little League game, the resulting black eye and Hank's short temper cause a social worker to suspect Hank of child abuse.
"Square Peg"	January 19, 1997	4E02	2
Peggy is mortified and tongue-tied when she finds out she has been chosen to teach the middle school's sexual education class.
"The Order of the Straight Arrow"	February 2, 1997	4E03	3
While on a camping trip following the wisdom of a Native American spirit called Wimitanyae, Hank, Cotton, Dale send Bobby, Joseph and Randy on a snipe hunt. Although then Bobby catches something in the bag and all are in shock when they find out it's a whooping crane.
"Hank's Got the Willies"	February 9, 1997	4E05	4
Bobby hits Hank's idol, Willie Nelson, on the head with a golf club.
"Luanne's Saga"	February 16, 1997	4E04	5
Hank's promise to find Luanne a new boyfriend in forty-eight hours backfires when she hooks up with Boomhauer.
"Hank's Unmentionable Problem"	February 23, 1997	4E07	6
Hank's on-going constipation causes great concern for Peggy and, much to Hank's embarrassment, everyone else in Arlen.
"Westie Side Story"	March 2, 1997	4E06	7
Hank's attempt to be neighborly with the new Laotian Family next door is sorely tested after he's convinced they served him hamburgers made from dog meat.
"Shins of the Father"	March 23, 1997	4E08	8
Hank and Peggy disagree over whether Hank's sexist father can stay with them, especially after Cotton's bad habits rub off on Bobby.
"Peggy the Boggle Champ"	April 13, 1997	4E10	9
Hank's promise to coach Peggy at the Texas State Boggle Championship is jeopardized when his buddies try to lure him away to the Ninth Annual Dallas Mower Expo.
"Keeping Up With Our Joneses"	April 27, 1997	4E09	10
When Hank catches Bobby smoking a cigarette, he punishes him by forcing him to smoke an entire carton; the plan backfires, and Hank, Peggy, and Bobby all end up addicted to tobacco.
"King of the Ant Hill"	May 4, 1997	4E13	11
After telling Dale never to spray insecticide on his lawn again, Hank's expansive new lawn becomes mysteriously infested with fire ants.
"Plastic White Female"	May 11, 1997	4E11	12
Peggy is horrified when she discovers Bobby playing Spin the Bottle with one of Luanne's beautician school plastic practice heads.

[edit] Season 2: 1997-1998

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying"	September 21, 1997	5E01	13
When Bobby displays a talent for target shooting, Hank signs up for a father/son fun shoot competition - only to discover a buried childhood memory is still sadly affecting his aim.
"Texas City Twister"	September 26, 1997	5E02	14
Hank must save Peggy and Luanne from a tornado.
"The Arrow Head"	October 19, 1997	5E04	15
Peggy's excitement over finding Indian artifacts in the front yard distresses Hank when the yard is turned into an archeological dig.
"Hilloween"	October 26, 1997	5E06	16
Hank goes to war with a litigous evangelical woman bent on getting Halloween banned in Arlen.
"Jumpin' Crack Bass"	November 2, 1997	5E03	17
Hank finds himself facing possible jail time after buying fish bait that turns out to be crack cocaine.
"Husky Bobby"	November 9, 1997	5E05	18
Hank is determined to save his son from humiliation after Bobby decides to model for a photo shoot and then appear in a fashion show featuring husky-sized models.
"The Man Who Shot Kane Skretteberg"	November 16, 1997	5E07	19
Hank, Boomhauer, Bill and Dale try to beat neighborhood teenagers in paint-ball.
"The Son That Got Away"	November 23, 1997	5E08	20
Bobby, Connie and Joseph run away to "The Caves", where "half of Arlen's unplanned pregnancies occur".
"The Company Man"	December 7, 1997	4E12	21
Hank must act like a stereotypical cowboy in order to appease a rich "Yankee" businessman who wants to invest in Strickland Propane.
"Bobby Slam"	December 14, 1997	5E10	22
Hank is delighted when Bobby announces he's joining the school wrestling team, but Peggy is mortified when she learns her son must first wrestle Connie in order to make the team.
"The Unbearable Blindness of Laying"	December 21, 1997	5E09	23
Hank is psychologically shocked into blindness after accidentally catching a glimpse of his mother and her new boyfriend making love on the kitchen table.
"Meet the Manger Babies"	January 11, 1998	5E12	24
Hank faces a dilemma of Biblical proportions when Luanne asks him to portray God in a live TV broadcast of her puppet show which airs on Super Bowl Sunday.
"Snow Job"	February 1, 1998	5E11	25
A shaken and confused Hank becomes disillusioned about his life and career after discovering his boss, the owner of Strickland Propane, uses an electric stove in his own kitchen.
"I Remember Mono"	February 8, 1998	5E13	26
While updating files at Arlen High School, Peggy learns that Hank's two-week absence from classes back in 1973 was due to mono, not a back injury.
"Three Days of the Kahndo"	February 15, 1998	5E15	27
Kahn's misreading of an advertisement for a Mexican time share results in he, Hank, and Dale getting trapped in Mexico.
"Traffic Jam"	February 22, 1998	5E14	28
When Hank and Kahn collide with each other, they are both forced to attend traffic school courses taught by Chris Rock, who begins mentoring Bobby in shock comedy.
"Hank's Dirty Laundry"	March 1, 1998	5E16	29
Hank's credit is ruined because he purportedly rented a pornographic film from Arlen Video and never returned it.
"The Final Shinsult"	March 15, 1998	5E17	30
After losing his driver's license, Cotton moves in with Dale and plots to steal Antonio López de Santa Anna's wooden leg to use as a bargaining chip with the DMV.
"Leanne's Saga"	April 19, 1998	5E18	31
Luanne's mother is released from prison and starts dating Bill, whom she begins to abuse.
"Junkie Business"	April 26, 1998	5E19	32
Strickland Propane's new employee whom Hank hires turns out to be a drug addict with a legal trick up his sleeve.
"Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga"	May 3, 1998	5E21	33
Bobby gets a job at the Arlen race track, where he discovers that his boss is a mentally-retarded sociopath. Meanwhile, Boomhauer is given the chance to drive the pace car in an upcoming race.
"Peggy's Turtle Song"	May 10, 1998	5E22	34
An overdose of sugar leads to Bobby being diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, prompting Peggy to become a stay-at-home mom and befriend a radical lesbian.
"Propane Boom (Part 1)"	May 17, 1998	5E23	35
Strickland Propane is unable to compete with Mega Lo Mart when they begin selling propane.

[edit] Season 3: 1998-1999

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"Death of a Propane Salesman (Part 2)"	September 15, 1998	5E24	36
A horrified Hank discovers that the Mega Lo Mart explosion has altered his feelings about propane, while a now bald Luanne laments the loss of her hair.
"And They Call It Bobby Love"	September 22, 1998	3ABE01	37
Bobby falls in love with a 14-year old classmate, while Hank and the guys become attached to an old couch that Kahn had discarded in the alley.
"Peggy's Headache"	October 6, 1998	5E20	38
Peggy's delight at being hired to write the Musings column in the Arlen Bystander is tempered by dismay over learning that Dale's wife, Nancy, is having an affair with John Redcorn.
"Pregnant Paws"	October 13, 1998	3ABE02	39
While Hank is busy trying to breed Ladybird, Dale decides to add a little excitement to his life by enrolling in a 4-hour Bounty Hunter training course.
"Next of Shin"	November 3, 1998	3ABE05	40
After Hank learns his sperm count is low, his mood worsens when Cotton shows up boasting that his new wife Didi is pregnant.
"Peggy's Pageant Fever"	November 10, 1998	3ABE07	41
Peggy enters the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty pageant in hopes of winning a truck.
"Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men"	November 17, 1998	3ABE08	42
Hank is asked to attend a Lawn Mower focus group, along with Bill, Dale and Boomhauer.
"Good Hill Hunting"	December 1, 1998	3ABE04	43
Hank takes Bobby hunting in order to initiate him into the mysteries of manhood.
"Pretty, Pretty Dresses"	December 15, 1998	3ABE10	44
Bill hits rock-bottom when his despair twists into the delusion that he is his ex-wife, Lenore.
"A Fire Fighting We Will Go"	January 12, 1999	3ABE11	45
Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale become fire fighters.
"To Spank with Love"	January 19, 1999	3ABE03	46
A student pulls down Peggy's slacks while she is facing the blackboard, and gets a spanking.
"Three Coaches and a Bobby"	January 26, 1999	3ABE12	47
Hank gets his former football coach to take on guidance of Bobby's football team.
"De-Kahnstructing Henry"	February 2, 1999	3ABE14	48
Hank accidentally makes Kahn lose his new job.
"The Wedding of Bobby Hill"	February 9, 1999	3ABE09	49
The Hill family goes crazy as their mutual tricking escalates, sparked by Luanne's boyfriend's causing Bobby to lose his Prop Comedy Props.
"Sleight of Hank"	February 16, 1999	3ABE15	50
Peggy is chosen to be a magician's assistant and Hank can't stand it.
"Jon Vitti Presents: 'Return to La Grunta'"	February 23, 1999	3ABE06	51
Luanne buys Hank a ticket to swim with the dolphins, much to his dismay.
"Escape from Party Island"	March 16, 1999	3ABE16	52
Hank drives his mom and her friends to Port Aransas to shop for glass miniatures.
"Love Hurts and So Does Art"	March 23, 1999	3ABE13	53
An X-ray of Hank's colon winds up in an art museum.
"Hank's Cowboy Movie"	April 6, 1999	3ABE18	54
Hank tries to get the Dallas Cowboys to move their training camp from Wichita Falls to Arlen.
"Dog Dale Afternoon"	April 13, 1999	3ABE17	55
After Dale gets a new mower, he brags a little too much and his friends steal it temporarily.
"Revenge of the Lutefisk"	April 20, 1999	3ABE19	56
Bobby accidentally burns down his church.
"Death and Texas"	April 27, 1999	3ABE20	57
Peggy is led to believe a convict is a former student of hers, who turns her bringing him a Boggle game set to his own nefarious ends.
"Wings of the Dope"	May 4, 1999	3ABE21	58
Luanne experiences a visitation from Buckley in the form of an angel.
"Take Me out of the Ball Game"	May 11, 1999	3ABE22	59
Hank is picked to coach the company's softball team, spurring friction between Peggy and Hank.
"As Old as the Hills (Part 1)"	May 18, 1999	3ABE23	60
When Hank and Peggy go skydiving to celebrate their 20th anniversary, Peggy's parachute fails to open. Bobby is forced to drive Didi to the hospital when her water breaks.

[edit] Season 4: 1999-2000

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall (Part 2)"	September 26, 1999	3ABE24	61
Peggy struggles to regain her strength following her skydiving accident. Bobby delivers Cotton's son.
"Cotton's Plot"	October 3, 1999	4ABE01	62
Cotton takes over Peggy's physical therapy in exchange for help getting a burial plot in the Veterans Administration cemetery.
"Bills are Made to be Broken"	October 24, 1999	4ABE02	63
Bill's high school football record is broken unfairly.
"Little Horrors of Shop"	October 31, 1999	4ABE03	64
Buck Strickland insists that Hank take two weeks off from Strickland Propane; meanwhile, Hank begins teaching shop at Tom Landry Middle School.
"Aisle 8A"	November 7, 1999	4ABE04	65
Kahn and Minh go to Hawaii for Kahn's job, and while staying with the Hills, Connie has her first period.
"A Beer Can Named Desire"	November 14, 1999	4ABE05	66
Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest for a chance to win a million dollars by throwing a football through a 1 foot hole in a giant Alamo Beer can, while Bill visits the rest of the Dauterive family.
"Happy Hank's Giving"	November 21, 1999	4ABE08	67
The Hills plan to fly to Montana, but when their flight is delayed by a snowstorm, they are forced to stay at the airport.
"Not in My Back Hoe"	November 28, 1999	4ABE06	68
Hank meets a guy that reminds him of himself and Bill and Dale have something to say about it.
"To Kill a Ladybird"	December 12, 1999	4ABE07	69
Dale and Ladybird may have contracted rabies from a raccoon Bobby befriended.
"Hillennium"	December 19, 1999	4ABE10	70
Hank gets caught up in Y2K hype.
"Old Glory"	January 9, 2000	4ABE09	71
Peggy writes a school essay for Bobby, and they both catch fire for it when the deed is uncovered.
"Rodeo Days"	January 16, 2000	4ABE11	72
Bobby becomes fascinated with being a rodeo clown and becomes one himself much to Hank and Peggy's dismay.
"Hanky Panky (Part 1)"	February 6, 2000	4ABE13	73
Buck and Miz Liz separate, a Strickland Propane employee is found dead in a dumpster behind Sugarfoot's restaurant, and Hank has a funny experience with a cigarette.
"High Anxiety (Part 2)"	February 13, 2000	4ABE14	74
Hank is suspected of the murder of Buck's secretary Debbie Grund, while Peggy struggles with restaurant management at Peggy's Sugarfoot's.
"Naked Ambition"	February 20, 2000	4ABE12	75
Bobby accidentally sees Luanne naked, and when Joseph hears the story, his imagination runs wild and he wants to see her nude too.
"Movin' On Up"	February 27, 2000	4ABE16	76
Luanne moves out of Hank's den and into her own house with a swimming pool.
"Bill of Sales"	March 12, 2000	4ABE15	77
Peggy and Bill start selling for a pyramid scheme.
"Won't You Pimai Neighbor?"	March 19, 2000	4ABE18	78
Bobby undergoes tests to find out if he is the reincarnation of the Buddhist Lama Sanglug.
"Hank's Bad Hair Day"	April 9, 2000	4ABE19	79
Hank gets a haircut on base from Bill, and a bill for $900.00 from the United States Army for the tonsorial procedure.
"Meet the Propaniacs"	April 16, 2000	4ABE17	80
Bobby and employees of Strickland Propane form a comedy troupe called the Propaniacs, whose skits go horribly awry.
"Nancy's Boys"	April 30, 2000	4ABE20	81
After her years-long affair with John Redcorn, Nancy decides to stop cheating on Dale.
"Flush with Power"	May 7, 2000	4ABE22	82
Arlen's City Council forces Hank to install low-flow toilets against his wishes when a drought hits town.
"Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet"	May 14, 2000	4ABE21	83
Peggy unwittingly gets caught up in the Internet world by taping videos for a foot-fetish website, thinking that she's helping contribute to the self-esteem of ladies with plus-sized tootsies.
"Peggy's Fan Fair"	May 21, 2000	4ABE23	84
While attending a Nashville music festival with Hank and the guys, Peggy becomes convinced that Randy Travis stole her song lyrics.

[edit] Season 5: 2000-2001

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"The Perils of Polling"	October 1, 2000	5ABE02	85
When Hank finds out George W. Bush has a weak handshake, he becomes unsure whether to vote for him or not.
"The Buck Stops Here"	November 5, 2000	5ABE01	86
Bobby becomes a golf caddy for Buck Strickland, who takes him along for the ride on a gambling junket.
"I Don't Want to Wait for Our Lives to Be Over, I Want to Know Right Now, Will It Be...Sorry. Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Do Do Doo Do Do, Doo..."	November 12, 2000	4ABE24	87
With Bobby's 13th birthday approaching, Joseph comes back from summer vacation having grown six inches. Bobby is upset that everyone still treats him like a little kid, and Joseph is being driven crazy by the onset of puberty. Meanwhile, Hank tries to build coffins for himself and Peggy.
"Spin the Choice"	November 19, 2000	5ABE05	88
Despite Hank's promise to let him carve the turkey this year, Bobby boycotts Thanksgiving after talking with John Redcorn.
"Peggy Makes the Big Leagues"	November 26, 2000	5ABE04	89
Peggy substitute-teaches at Arlen High School, but arouses the enmity of nearly all when she flunks the school's slackademic football star.
"When Cotton Comes Marching Home"	December 3, 2000	5ABE03	90
Cotton moves to the VFW, and wants to march in the Veterans' Day parade, but his boss will not let him have the time off.
"What Makes Bobby Run?"	December 10, 2000	5ABE07	91
When Bobby becomes the school mascot, the "Landry Longhorn", he is deemed a coward after he runs away from a traditional half-time beating by the opposing team's band.
"'Twas the Nut Before Christmas"	December 17, 2000	5ABE08	92
Bill opens a year-round Christmas village in his yard, and takes in who he sees as a "wayward waif" as a surrogate son.
"Chasing Bobby"	January 21, 2001	5ABE10	93
Bobby finally convinces Hank to buy a new truck when his old one dies.
"Yankee Hankee"	February 4, 2001	5ABE06	94
Hank deals with the utter shock of discovering that he was born in New York City, not Texas, while Cotton and his cronies hatch a hare-brained scheme to assassinate Castro.
"Hank and the Great Glass Elevator"	February 11, 2001	5ABE12	95
Hank moons the former Governor of Texas, Ann Richards, and Bill enters into a relationship with her.
"Now Who's the Dummy?"	February 18, 2001	5ABE14	96
Bobby acquires a ventriloquist's dummy named Chip Block, which dredges up childhood anxieties for Dale.
"Ho Yeah!"	February 25, 2001	5ABE15	97
Tammi, a prostitute from "The OKC" (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma) hires on at Strickland Propane, moves in with the Hills, and encourages Peggy to add spice to her own life. Things heat up when Hank encounters her ex-pimp Alabaster Jones on the street.
"The Exterminator"	March 4, 2001	5ABE09	98
Dale is forced to quit the exterminating business after learning that the cumulative effect of on-the-job exposure to poisons may doom him before age 50, so he accepts a position at an adhesives company called "Stik Tek" (formerly Stik Co), where his job is firing other employees.
"Luanne Virgin 2.0"	March 11, 2001	5ABE16	99
Luanne becomes a "born-again virgin", with Buck S. and Octavio joining her swimming pool Bible class, and Peggy reveals to her that she had pre-martial sex before she met Hank.
"Hank's Choice"	April 1, 2001	5ABE11	100
It turns out that Bobby is allergic to Ladybird, and Hank must decide whether Bobby goes or Ladybird goes.
"It's Not Easy Being Green"	April 8, 2001	5ABE18	101
When the quarry is going to be drained for a landfill, Hank must pretend he is interested in environmental issues in order to keep a secret from Boomhauer.
"The Trouble with Gribbles"	April 22, 2001	5ABE19	102
When Nancy turns 40, the television station replaces her with Luanne, who is much younger. Then Nancy tells Dale that she wants a facelift. Dale plans to pay for it by filing suit against the makers of his favorite brand, Manitoba Cigarettes ("Manitoba is the brand to smoke, you'll enjoy it toke for toke..."), claiming that second-hand smoke has made his Nancy unattractive.
"Hank's Back Story"	May 6, 2001	5ABE17	103
Hank finds out his back problems are caused by "diminished gluteal syndrome", and attempts to come to terms with wearing a prosthetic posterior, meanwhile preparing to compete in a lawn-mower race.
"Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story"	May 3, 2001	5ABE22	104
Bobby pretends to be a high school student with a kidney disorder, who helps the student body win a radio station contest, with No Doubt's performing at the high school prom as the prize.

[edit] Season 6: 2001-2002

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"Bobby Goes Nuts"	November 11, 2001	5ABE24	105
Bobby is empowered after taking a women's self-defense class at the Y, where he learns, much to Hank's horror, to kick his attackers below the belt.
"Soldier of Misfortune"	December 9, 2001	6ABE02	106
Dale is running for re-election as the Arlen Gun Club president, but his chances seem to be shot when he accidentally discharges his gun. To give Dale his confidence back, Hank pretends to be "Mr. Big," answers Dale's ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine, and assigns Dale to pick up a briefcase. But Dale bungles the job, and nearly gets his friends killed by his opponent at the Gun Club.
"Lupe's Revenge"	December 12, 2001	5ABE13	107
Peggy takes the school Spanish club on a field trip to Mexico. She mistakes a little Mexican girl, Lupe, for one of her students, and takes her back on the bus with her. When she realizes that she illegally smuggled the girl, she brings Lupe back to Mexico and is arrested for kidnapping. Meanwhile, Hank finds himself the object of a female cop's affections, who keeps pulling him over for various reasons, in order to spend time with him.
"The Father, the Son and J.C."	December 16, 2001	6ABE04	108
While Hank is building a Habitat for Humanity house for Buck Strickland, he and Cotton get into an altercation, which must be solved by Jimmy Carter. Buck makes Hank the manager of Strickland Propane and overcome with gratitude, Hank says "I love you" to Buck, who declares himself the manager again.
"Father of the Bribe"	January 6, 2002	6ABE06	109
Kahn tries to bribe Bobby to break up with Connie. Connie and Bobby decide to pretend to break up so they can get the money. When Connie's behavior convinces Kahn and Minh that she is depressed without Bobby, they try to push her and Bobby back together. After endless double dates with the parents, they become tired of each other, and decide to break up, to Kahn's horror.
"I'm With Cupid"	February 10, 2002	6ABE09	110
Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until an afternoon talking to Bill sends him right back into a depression. Not knowing where to go with this issue, Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer, for a lesson in picking up on women. When Bobby sees him in action, he loses the respect for the "magic" he has, when he sees him strike out time after time.
"Torch Song Hillogy"	February 17, 2002	6ABE12	111
Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic Torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor---and bungles it.
"Joust like a Woman"	February 24, 2002	6ABE03	112
Peggy stirs up rebellion among female workers at a Renaissance Fair where Hank is trying to land a big propane account. When she is assigned to be a house cleaning winch, she has a hard time staying in character, and behaving inferior to the men. When she tries to approach the King, he dismisses her, which starts a war that Peggy needs to win.
"The Bluegrass is Always Greener"	February 24, 2002	6ABE14	113
Connie and the guys form a bluegrass band, against Kahn's wishes.
"The Substitute Spanish Prisoner"	March 3, 2002	5ABE21	114
Peggy scores high on an IQ test taken over the Internet, and along with other local "geniuses" who also took the test, is inveigled into further dealings with the test's presenter.
"Unfortunate Son"	March 10, 2002	5ABE20	115
Cotton's VFW is foreclosed and he holds a yard sale to raise money after Hank regretfully cuts off the veterans' propane due to a failure to pay the bill.
"Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill"	March 17, 2002	6ABE07	116
Peggy must pretend she is a nun after she gets a job at a Catholic school.
"Tankin' it to the Streets"	March 31, 2002	6ABE10	117
After Bill finds out the Army performed a secret medical experiment called "Operation Infinite Walrus" on him, he gets drunk and steals a tank.
"Of Mice and Little Green Men"	April 7, 2002	6ABE08	118
Dale comes to the conclusion that Joseph is actually the offspring of an alien.
"A Man Without a Country Club"	April 14, 2002	6ABE11	119
Hank is asked to join the exclusive all-Asian Nine Rivers Country Club because he is white, enraging a highly envious Kahn.
"Beer and Loathing"	April 14, 2002	6ABE13	120
Peggy lands a job at Alamo Beer, and she cannot tell Hank why the beer is making people sick.
"Fun with Jane and Jane"	April 21, 2002	6ABE15	121
Luanne and Peggy unwittingly join a cult.
"My Own Private Rodeo"	April 28, 2002	6ABE16	122
Dale and Nancy renew their wedding vows, and Nancy invites Dale's gay dad, whom Dale hates, to the ceremony.
"Sug Night"	May 5, 2002	6ABE05	123
Hank has an erotic dream about grilling in the nude with Nancy.
"Dang Ol' Love"	May 5, 2002	6ABE17	124
Boomhauer falls in love with a woman who wanted only a one-night stand.
"Returning Japanese (1)"	May 12, 2002	6ABE20	125
Cotton wants to return to Japan to apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed, and Hank is dumbfounded when he discovers Cotton actually had an affair with her.
"Returning Japanese (2)"	May 12, 2002	6ABE21	126
Hank discovers he has a Japanese half-brother. They must prevent Cotton from spitting in the face of the Japanese Emperor.

[edit] Season 7: 2002-2003

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"Get Your Freak Off"	November 3, 2002	7ABE01	127
Hank is dismayed to see Bobby and a friend dancing inappropriately at a concert.
"The Fat and the Furious"	November 10, 2002	7ABE03	128
Bill becomes a competitive eater. Kid Rock and Jeff Garlin guest star.
"Bad Girls, Bad Girls Whatcha Gonna Do"	November 17, 2002	6ABE19	129
Bobby becomes a science fair partner to Connie's cousin, Tid Pau.
"Goodbye Normal Jeans"	November 24, 2002	6ABE01	130
Peggy becomes jealous when she thinks Bobby is replacing her in the kitchen.
"Dances With Dogs"	December 1, 2002	7ABE02	131
Bobby and Hank join a dog dancing contest.
"The Son Also Roses"	December 8, 2002	6ABE22	132
Bobby quits the football team, and decides to become a rose-grower.
"The Texas Skilsaw Massacre"	December 15, 2002	6ABE18	133
When Hank cuts Dale's finger off, the judge sentences him to an anger management class.
"Full Metal Dust Jacket"	January 5, 2003	7ABE04	134
Peggy takes over the lease of a bookstore, but when the bookstore's business is not so good, she allows Dale to sell guns at the store.
"Pigmalion"	January 12, 2003	5ABE23	135
Luanne becomes involved with a psychotic owner of a pork processing plant.
"Megalo Dale"	January 12, 2003	7ABE05	136
Dale is hired to exterminate at the Mega Lo Mart, but it turns out the "pest" is Chuck Mangione, the Mega Lo Mart spokesman.
"Boxing Luanne"	February 2, 2003	7ABE07	137
Luanne becomes a boxer.
"Vision Quest"	February 9, 2003	7ABE09	138
John Redcorn is worried about how Dale is raising Joseph so he gets Hank to take Joseph on a "vision quest".
"Queasy Rider"	February 16, 2003	7ABE10	139
Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle and then travel across country to a bike festival.
"Board Games"	March 2, 2003	7ABE08	140
Peggy, Nancy, and Minh run for school board against each other.
"An Officer and a Gentle Boy"	March 9, 2003	7ABE06	141
Hank sends Bobby to Cotton's old military academy, where Cotton tries to break the boy's spirit.
"The Miseducation of Bobby Hill"	March 16, 2003	7ABE11	142
Bobby becomes a salesman at Strickland Propane.
"The Good Buck"	March 30, 2003	7ABE13	143
Luanne tutors Buck on the Bible.
"I Never Promised You an Organic Garden"	April 13, 2003	7ABE14	144
Peggy takes over the organic garden at the school, but she is caught using pesticides on the garden.
"Be True to Your Fool"	April 27, 2003	7ABE12	145
Bill gives all the guys lice, and they are forced to shave their heads and Hank discovers that he has a tattoo on his head.
"Racist Dawg"	May 4, 2003	7ABE17	146
Hank hires a repairman who happens to be African-American, who Ladybird attacks. Everyone in Arlen then believe Hank to be a racist who raised his dog to be racist.
"Night and Deity"	May 11, 2003	7ABE16	147
After Bill attracts pigeons to the alley, Dale must work with an attractive, female exterminator, who makes Nancy jealous.
"Maid in Arlen"	May 18, 2003	7ABE18	148
Bill and Laoma, Kahn's mother, enter into a romantic relationship.
"The Witches of East Arlen"	May 18, 2003	7ABE20	149
Bobby gets involved with warlocks and tarot cards.

[edit] Season 8: 2003-2004

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"Patch Boomhauer"	November 2, 2003	8ABE01	150
Boomhauer's brother, Patch (voiced by Brad Pitt), is getting married to a woman Boomhauer has always been in love with. Things then go wrong at the Bachelor Party.
"Reborn To Be Wild"	November 9, 2003	8ABE02	151
Fearing that Bobby is succumbing to bad influences, Hank makes him join a local church youth group. Bobby discovers that the group consists of cool punks (including their tattooed pastor, Pastor K) who worship God through skateboarding and rock n' roll. Hank approves of Bobby's newfound interest in religion, but disapproves of the way Bobby starts to dress and talk, and when Bobby gets his ear pierced, Hank forbids Bobby to attend the big Christian rock festival, Messiahfest. Meanwhile, Hank's friends (and Kahn) decide that death row convicts shouldn't be the only ones to get great meals, so they create the Last Meal Club, dedicated to creating perfect 'last meals' for themselves.
"New Cowboy on the Block"	November 16, 2003	7ABE15	152
A washed-up former Dallas Cowboys player moves into the neighborhood, and nobody can admit that he's a jerk. Hank becomes so star-struck by meeting 'Big' Willie Lane, that he forgets all about his duties as "Block Captain", bending and breaking the rules to accommodate his idol. When things go too far, Hank has to draw the line, and take charge of a former hero, to maintain his standing in the neighborhood.
"The Incredible Hank"	November 23, 2003	8ABE04	153
Hank takes Bobby to the doctor to get him some testosterone supplements to boost his energy. The doctor informs the Hills, that he just doesn't hand out testosterone to kids as an energy booster, he does, however give it to adult males who suffer from "PMS". Peggy secretly gets the prescription filled, and drugs Hank. Soon, Hank's a born-again teenager, with boundless energy and drive. When the prescription runs out, she runs into trouble when the doctor refuses a refill. Meanwhile, Bobby is afraid of taking showers after gym class.
"Flirting With the Master"	November 30, 2003	7ABE22	154
The actor who plays TV's "Monsignor Martinez" invites Peggy to Mexico City to tutor his children for an English-language exam. In Mexico, Peggy starts to suspect that her suave employer might be hitting on her. Meanwhile, Luanne takes on Peggy's duties at home.
"After the Mold Rush"	December 7, 2003	7ABE19	155
When Hank's house sustains minor water damage, a man from the insurance company sets out to get rich, by determining that the Hill household is infested with mold. The parade of homes was just about to commence, and Hank was proud to have their home featured for the first time, when the mold removal team shows up, and starts making holes in the walls. When he can't reason with them to make them stop, he joins them.
"Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane"	December 14, 2003	8ABE05	156
Hank needs to take some antique furniture to his mother in Arizona, so he rents an 18-wheeler and takes Bobby on a road trip (with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer stowing away). At a truck stop, they meet several tough truckers who scoff at Hank for trying to "play trucker." Meanwhile, Peggy and Luanne try to write a Christmas novelty song.
"Rich Hank, Poor Hank"	January 4, 2004	7ABE21	157
Bobby thinks Hank is secretly a rich miser after hearing Peggy talking about Hank's new $1,000 bonus, and Bobby steals Hank's credit card to go on a shopping spree, which maxes out Hank's Credit card.
"Ceci N'est Pas Une King of the Hill"	January 25, 2004	8ABE03	158
When Hank asks Peggy to design an art piece for Strickland Propane, she creates the "Probot," a statue made out of propane tanks. Her sculpture is rejected by the city board, but picked up by an art dealer from Dallas. Unfortunately, Peggy finds out that the dealer presents her to the public as an uneducated hillbilly. Meanwhile, Dale starts wearing a suit of armor and uses his newfound invincibility to insult people without consequences.
"That's What She Said"	February 8, 2004	8ABE06	159
When Rich (Ben Stiller) gets hired on at Strickland Propane, Hank goes out of his way to welcome him into the Strickland family. Rich starts to test the waters, with some sexual jokes and comments, and gets a positive reaction from the employees. Everyone except Hank finds this new employee hilarious, and when things go too far, he seeks out an attorney who recommends that Hank file a sexual harassment suit against Strickland Propane.
"My Hair Lady"	February 15, 2004	8ABE09	160
Luanne and Bill both get jobs at the hippest hair salon in Arlen, "Hottyz". But to land the coveted spots, they make some major changes. Changes that don't sit too well with their friends and families, or themselves after awhile.
"Phish and Wild Life"	February 22, 2004	8ABE10	161
Hank takes Bobby and the guys on a fishing trip, where they vow to eat only what they catch. A very hungry Bobby befriends the campers next to them, who are a group of hippies. After they feed him half of a hamburger bun, Bobby starts to eat with them. The hippies run out of their supply, and come to Bobby for repayment.
"Cheer Factor"	March 7, 2004	8ABE07	162
Peggy volunteers to help with the school cheerleading squad, in order to get them to learn some cheers to motivate the football team. Up until now, the squad is only concerned with winning the dance competitions and trophies from other schools. When Peggy gets the crowds behind the team, the school principal replaces the current coach with Peggy....who takes it too far.
"Dale Be Not Proud"	March 14, 2004	8ABE11	163
When NHRA driver John Force needs an organ transplant, Dale is the only one who can save him. Hank encourages Dale to ignore his fear of hospitals and give up his kidney to save Force. Dale reluctantly agrees, but only if Hank takes his place being Dale for the day, a task that consists of outlandish duties.
"Après Hank, le Deluge"	March 21, 2004	8ABE08	164
When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: The Tom Landry gym. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but while he's delayed at the town's hydroelectric dam debating over whether or not to open the floodgates, Bill blunders his way into a leadership role. He finds the power and the adoration of the masses delicious and soon becomes a tinpot dictator, with Hank in the brig and Kahn as his right-hand man. Meantime, the kids go wild in the yearbook office, Peggy regresses, and Dale schemes to build an ark to float his family to safety.
"DaleTech"	March 28, 2004	8ABE12	165
Dale starts a security company called "DaleTech", but his business is threatened by Cotton, who has become a new local auxiliary police officer.
"How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo"	April 18, 2004	8ABE14	166
When Hank finds out Bobby's new Texas history schoolbook is missing a chapter on The Alamo, he attempts to produce a play about it by teaming up with Bruce Tuttle, an aspiring writer-director, to stage a re-enactment of the Battle of the Alamo, but Bruce creates a revisionist version of the story. This episode also includes a Peggy and Luanne subplot to photograph Flat Stanley in several locations to teach kids about safety.
"Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon"	April 25, 2004	8ABE16	167
Hank is outraged when he finds that the Texas State Fair Grill-Off doesn't allow grilling with propane. Luanne, who wants to be treated like an adult, offers to help Hank organize a grilling protest. Luanne enlists the help of college protestors, which so appalls Hank that he kicks her off the protest. Determined to prove herself, Luanne climbs up into Big Tex, the State Fair's giant mascot, and continues protesting on her own. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to visit a house where a famous murder took place, but the real estate agent is only letting in potential buyers.
"Stressed For Success"	May 2, 2004	8ABE13	168
Bobby joins the school's Quiz Bowl team because of his extensive knowledge of pop culture, but he becomes stressed out by the pressure.
"Hank's Back (a.k.a. The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank)"	May 9, 2004	8ABE15	169
When Hank suffers a back injury at work and none of his doctors can fix it, he tries the healing powers of Yoga. At first, he finds it a little too wacky, but thanks to the help of Yogi Victor, he realizes that it actually works. Meanwhile, Hank's insurance company sets out to prove that his worker's compensation claim is false and Peggy fights to keep the old Pink & White market open.
"The Redneck on Rainey Street"	May 16, 2004	8ABE17	170
Connie is turned down for admission to a prestigious summer school because it already has too many Asian kids. Realizing that working hard and overachieving will never help them get ahead in life, Kahn and Minh decide to give up and live like beer-drinking, El Camino-driving rednecks.
"Talking Shop"	May 23, 2004	8ABE20	171
Forced to decide between enrolling in shop class where he'll work with guys and sharp objects, or joining the peer counseling class where he'll talk lonely young girls through their problems, Bobby goes where the ladies are. But after a few days of giving advice to these crazy girls, Bobby is the one who needs counseling.

[edit] Season 9: 2004-2005

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"A Rover Runs Through It"	November 7, 2004	8ABE22	172
The Hills travel to Montana to visit Peggy's mother. There, they find out the family is losing the ranch to Henry Winkler because of high property taxes.
"Ms. Wakefield"	December 19, 2004	9ABE05	173
When an elderly stranger, Ms. Wakefield, visits the Hill residence during Christmas, Hank is thrilled to show her his house since it was also her childhood home. However, when Ms. Wakefield announces that she wants to die in their house, Hank and Peggy want nothing more than for her to leave, despite her bothersome insistence.
"Death Buys a Timeshare"	January 16, 2005	8ABE18	174
Cotton inherits $10,000 from the will of his friend Topsy, and goes to Mexico, with Bill in tow, to buy a Timeshare. Feeling lonely after the death of his friend, Cotton gets suckered in by tales of the timeshare development's owner, O'Kelly, and decides to buy -- even though Americans cannot own land in Mexico. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bobby and Dale search for a pool to swim in.
"Yard, She Blows!"	January 23, 2005	8ABE19	175
Peggy is jealous that Hank always gets complimented on his yard, so she starts a garden in the front yard. When that doesn't work she puts "Winklebottom" the garden gnome in their front yard, which drives Hank nuts.
"Dale to the Chief"	January 30, 2005	9ABE02	176
When Dale re-reads the Warren Commission Report, he is stunned to realize that maybe the government was right all along about who killed John F. Kennedy. Dale decides to abandon his anti-government ways and becomes an insufferable flag-waving patriot. Meanwhile, Hank tries to battle through government red tape when his sex is listed as "female" on his new driver's license.
"The Petriot Act"	February 13, 2005	9ABE06	177
When Hank agrees to take in a soldier's pet, he gets Duke, a vicious, mean-spirited cat, against Hank's wishes. Hank takes Duke to visit Dr. Leslie, a veterinarian who runs a battery of tests and presents Hank with a bill for several thousand dollars
"Enrique-cilable Differences"	February 20, 2005	9ABE12	178
Hank's co-worker Enrique is having marital problems, and starts spending all his time with Hank. Even though he feels he should stay out of it, Hank reluctantly agrees to help Enrique get back together with his wife. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to unblock the FOX network from the Hills' TV.
"Mutual of Omabwah"	March 6, 2005	9ABE03	179
When Hank forgets to mail his insurance payment, the coverage lapses for 36 hours, causing Hank and Bobby to go into a state of emergency to protect the house from any major disasters. Meanwhile, Dale decides to raise bees, Bill and Boomhauer discover the joys of deep-frying, and Peggy and Luanne get stuck at a rest stop when Hank won't let them drive uninsured.
"Care-Takin' Care of Business"	March 13, 2005	9ABE01	180
When the Tom Landry Middle School football team has to forfeit a game due to poor field maintenance when the caretaker goes senile, the booster club resolves to replace the school's elderly groundskeeper, Smitty, and Hank resolves to help him keep his job by secretly doing upkeep on the field. Meanwhile, Luanne starts dating a redneck named Lucky, much to Peggy's dismay.
"Arlen City Bomber"	March 27, 2005	9ABE07	181
Luanne starts skating with a roller derby team to pay off some credit card debts; later Peggy joins, too. They end up more in debt when they try to start their own team from money they borrowed.
"Redcorn Gambles with His Future"	April 10, 2005	9ABE09	182
John Redcorn opens a casino to promote his band, "Big Mountain Fudgecake" and give them a place to play their music.
"Smoking and the Bandit"	April 17, 2005	9ABE10	183
When Arlen bans smoking in all restaurants and bars, Dale becomes the "Smoking Bandit" to impress Joseph.
"Gone with the Windstorm"	May 1, 2005	9ABE08	184
When Channel 84 hires a new meteorologist, Irv Bennett, Nancy and her less-than-accurate weather reports are left out in the cold. Determined to remain an integral member of the news team, Nancy drives a stolen news van into a raging wildfire, aiming to scoop the competition. Meanwhile, Bobby is always frightened at school by a boy who keeps jumping out and startling him.
"Bobby on Track"	May 8, 2005	9ABE13	185
Hank pushes Bobby to try out for the track team and, to his surprise, he makes the cut. But, It turns out that the coach is using Bobby's lack of ability to motivate the better runners on the team. Hank is mortified when he finds out the truth, and pushes Bobby to succeed.
"It Ain't Over Till the Fat Neighbor Sings"	May 15, 2005	9ABE19	186
Bill joins an all-male chorus (obviously a parody of the Dallas-based men's chorus the Vocal Majority); when Bill goes AWOL to tour with the Harmonaholics, the guys go after him, as he is skipping his job for the military.

[edit] Season 10: 2005-2006

Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"Hank's on Board"	September 18, 2005	9ABE14	187
Hank thinks the other guys don't want to go on vacation with him.
"Bystand Me"	September 25, 2005	8ABE21	188
When the Arlen Bystander newspaper gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. However, Peggy doesn't know any household hints. Meanwhile, Hank makes Bobby get a paper route.
"Bill's House"	November 6, 2005	9ABE15	189
Bill turns his house into a rehabilitation center for alcoholics.
"Harlottown"	November 20, 2005	9ABE04	190
Peggy and Hank protest when Arlen's city manager wants to open a Museum of Prostitution and host the Adult Video Awards.
"Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown"	December 4, 2005	9ABE16	191
Bobby goes to clown college and becomes a classical clown, but he discovers his new act isn't funny.
"Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?"	December 11, 2005	9ABE11	192
Upon being told that he is too Americanized, Kahn vows to return to his Laotian roots.
"You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)"	January 29, 2006	9ABE17	193
Hank invites a softball team to compete against his own team of misfits, to raise money to save Arlen High School's baseball team. Vernon, Manitoba is the place where Hank gets the check back from the King.
"Business is Picking Up"	March 19, 2006	9ABE18	194
On career day at Tom Landry Middle School, the career that Bobby likes the most is to be a professional animal waste remover.
"The Year of Washing Dangerously"	March 26, 2006	9ABE20	195
Kahn buys the local car wash as part of a plan to get rich, but when he loses money, he ends up selling to Buck Strickland.
"Hank Fixes Everything"	April 2, 2006	9ABE21	196
Buck Strickland hires the guys from the show "American Chopper" to perform at Strickland Propane in order to win a price war with Thatherton Fuels.
"Church Hopping"	April 9, 2006	9ABE22	197
When the Hill family finds out that their pew of many years has been given away to another family at church they abandon their staid Methodist church and come about to worship at a new Megachurch.
"24 Hour Propane People"	April 23, 2006	AABE01	198
When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use hip catchphrases. It's up to Hank to get everyone focused on selling propane again.
"The Texas Panhandler"	April 30, 2006	AABE02	199
Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging.
"Hank's Bully"	May 7, 2006	AABE03	200
A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to deal with such a young bully.
"Edu-macating Lucky"	May 14, 2006	AABE04	201
Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy agrees to help him study for the test, but is torn between her wish to help him and her wish to keep him away from her niece.

[edit] Season 11: 2007

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Title	Original airdate	Prod. code	#
"The Peggy Horror Picture Show"	January 28, 2007	BABE02	202
Peggy, feeling a bit unfeminine because of her clothes and size-16 feet, befriends Carolyn, who views Peggy as the epitome of womanhood. Hank is thrilled that Peggy finally has someone else to talk to about her girl problems. But when Carolyn turns out to be a drag queen and mistakenly invites Peggy to perform in “her” stage show, it’s up to Hank and the drag queens to help a devastated Peggy rediscover her femininity.
"serPUNt"	February 11, 2007	BABE01	203
When Bobby's snakes gets into the toilet Hank decides to call Animal Control. But instead of taking care of the problem they make the city believe that the problem is worse than it is causing panic. Now it is up to Dale to save the city.
"Blood and Sauce"	February 18, 2007	BABE03	204
Bill is encouraged to sell his incredible barbecue sauce, which he sees as an opportunity to pass on a family tradition. But when Bill's cousin accuses him of whoring out the family name, it looks like the Dauterive family secrets will die with Bill.
"Luanne Gets Lucky"	March 25, 2007	BABE04	205
Lucky neglects Luanne when he becomes obsessed with retrieving a walnut stump his father found, so Luanne accepts a 15-year-old's invitation to the senior prom.
"Hank Gets Dusted"	April 1, 2007	BABE05	206
Hank is devastated when Cotton gives Hank's beloved Cadillac to cousin Dusty (voice of ZZ Top's Dusty Hill). But when Dusty and his bandmates show up at Hank's house to play practical jokes for a reality-show taping, it's more than Hank can bear.
"Glen Peggy Glen Ross"	April 22, 2007	BABE06	207
Peggy loses her job at The Arlen Bystander and starts a new career as a real estate agent.