User:Martinultima

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Das computermachine ist nicht für gefingerpoken und mittengrabben! Ist sehr easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen, und poppencorken mit der spitzensparken. Ist nicht für gewerken bei das dummkopften. Das sicht-seern touristen des cotten-pickten hans in des pockets keepen muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

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Martin Ultima is a brilliant and ever-so-humble ~~computer programmer, Linux hacker~~, author, artist, and Wikipedian.

I was a relatively active contributor for a while (you can see all my contributions below), and I still use Wikipedia all the time for research, but these days most of my edits tend to be infrequent minor changes and stuff like that. I was also a member of the Department of Fun and in charge of a few projects – I even started one – but I've pretty much retired from that since I'm a really lazy maintainer...

This userpage is probably one of the messier ones on here. This is after considerable clean-up and re-editing. Enter at your own risk. You have been warned.

1 Latest news
2 To do... sometime
3 Mathematical proof that ∞ = 1/4
4 Contributions
5 Miscellaneous

[edit] Latest news

As of February 2007, I’m no longer regularly contributing to Wikipedia (actually, I haven’t been for a while), although I do make occasional edits and it’s definitely still my primary reference source. Latest edits will probably be on Uncyclopedia.

[edit] To do... sometime

Clean up So Yesterday (novel)

[edit] Mathematical proof that ∞ = 1/4

Since an infinitely large plane has the coordinates of (-∞,∞) × (-∞,∞):

$\frac{}{}\infin = [\infin - (-\infin)]^2$
$\frac{}{}\infin = (2\infin)^2$
$\frac{}{}\infin = 4\infin^2$

Now we can solve this:

$\frac{\infin}{\infin^2} = 4$
$\frac{1}{\infin} = 4$
$\frac{}{}1 = 4\infin$
$\frac{1}{4} = \infin$

Finally, to check:

$\frac{}{}\infin = 4\infin^2$
$\frac{1}{4} = 4(\frac{1}{4})^2$
$\frac{1}{4} = 4(\frac{1}{16})$
$\frac{1}{4} = \frac{1}{4}$

The original proof is available on my off-Wiki homepage, check there if you want to see more explanations or flame me for my obviously invalid proof.

[edit] Contributions

Various things I’m rather proud of:

I was the guy who started Wikipedia:Once upon a time... And proud of it!
- Original was deleted, so I've moved it to my own user space.
I've edited the Are you a Wikipediholic Test.
For a few months I was maintainer of the Mind Benders page; I never really did anything with it... (and apparently it's not there as of 1/10/2007)

Some of the articles I’ve written, in sorta-alphabetical order:

DistroWatch.com
Kidz Bop
Microsoft Mail
Microsoft Office Picture Manager
Microsoft Photo Editor
Microsoft Sam
QEMU
Shutdown
Story Time
Tseng Labs ET4000
~~Ultima Linux~~
Vivian Vande Velde, and some related articles:
- Curses, Inc.
- Heir Apparent
- User Unfriendly
- Rasmussem, Inc.

Stuff I’ve re-written a lot of:

No, I didn’t write the books, but I wish I had ;-)

Some miscellaneous contributions:

Christ Stopped at Eboli – cover image
Enlightenment (X window manager) – screenshots, slight article edits
SONY CLIE – mostly adding pictures in
Xv – some text, and the screenshot.

And of course, a complete list of contributions is also available...

[edit] Miscellaneous

My off-wiki homepage – CURRENTLY OFFLINE

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