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[edit] Chris Morgan
At age 6, Chris Morgan's parents left him on the doorstep of Merlin who then reared him to be the greatest sorcerer in the land. At age 12, he moved to Vancouver, WA and fell in love with a small and mentally incapable Russian fur trader named Mishkov, who treated Morgan with "little hands of a kitten." The kitten's name was, ironically, Sir Mittens. After mastering all levels of fire conjuring, Merlin, Chris "Elizabeth" Morgan, Mishkov, and of course Sir Mittens started a small company that specialized in de-exorcising bastard children who listened to Opera and made them listen to Chuck Berry and Dwight E. Howitszer
Following 35 years of capitalistic success in the American business industry, Morgan attempted suicide with a cleverly thought out plan to, and I quote, "set a world record for eating the most Flintstones vitamins this side of the Nile." He did! (while covering himself in orange colored vomit). Sir Mittens died 3 days later. Coincidence? "Not likely," said Armenian investigators.
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