Princess (Flash series)

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Princess is a Flash animation series by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park. The story follows a Lhasa Apso dog, whose owner blows a hole through his wife's head with his pent up orgasm.

The animated short was originally produced with Macromedia Flash in 2001 and meant to be showcased on Macromedia's sister-site shockwave.com. The site tore up the contract when Matt and Trey showed them the first two episodes.

Trey has stated that they'd love to do more episodes if someone wants to distribute it and has encouraged Flash-handy fans to continue the story themselves.

[edit] Plot

In the first episode, Princess is awakened by a strange squishing sound. It is a man being manually masturbated by his wife. She is unsuccessful in bringing him to orgasm because he has taken a large dosage of viagra. After three hours of sexual activity the woman begins performing fellatio. When the fellatio is unsuccessul he plays on a porn movie on the television. When the porn movie is unsuccessful he changes the channel to the Christopher Lowell Television Show and immediately reaches orgasm. The force from the hours of sexual activity causes the semen to fly right through her head, killing her in the process. The episode ends with the semen-covered dog sneezing as the man asks her "What are we going to do?".

The second episode continues later that night as police officers survey the scene. The husband gives information about the crime scene to Officer Friendly, the man in charge of the investigation. Officer Friendly says this is the 18th case of the aforementined incident since viagra was introduced to the public. The husband then goes to inform his son, Tommy, about the wife. Meanwhile, a man claiming to be a coroner enters to the house and asks for 20 minutes alone with the body. In reality, he is a necrophiliac, and performs sex with the corpse. Princess tries to tell Officer Friendly and his partner (a parody of the television show Lassie) but they assume the dog is in heat. Princess then enters Tommy's room where the husband unsuccessfully attempts to explain to his son what happened. Princess barks and Tommy thinks the dog is telling him to "see Mommy". The episode ends with Tommy opening his parents' bedroom door to find the necrophiliac engaged in sexual acts with his mother's corpse.