User:Rodneyjones
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Rodney Jones is a very prominent man who is not very well known. He is a local legend in the Western Pennsylvania region. Known for his gargantuan penis he is a major ladys man and famous author of a book about pokemon who fight terrorists. Rodney is in a very talented band called Rodney and the Penises that will be releasing a CD sometime in the near future. Rodney had a very tough time in highschool, he was often criticized for his large penis. Kids would call him the 3 legged man, and he was often beat up because kids were jealous of him because he often would have sex with there girlfriends. He once killed a man when the man tripped over his penis and fell down the steps. Luckily for Rodney the mans family did not press charges. Today Rodney lives in northwestern pennsylvania and continues to bang hot chicks.
Rodneys First Novel
Rodney has written one novel so far. His novel deserves to win a nobel peace prize, and should be considered by the president to be one of the wisest novels in years. Rodneys novel is about a man who is a pokemon trainer, and the CIA has contacted him to use pokemon to fight terrorism in the Middle East. His novel is a gripping novel with many plot twists and turns. You can see the currently unfinished novel, as well as a more detailed bigoraphy of him on his myspace website-Rodney Jones-there are many Rodeny Jones sites, so to make it easier to find just search for Rodney Jones within 20 miles of 16509.