St. Peter's Community School, Cork
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Officially opened in 1988, St. Peter's Community School is a mixed-sex Second Level school located in Passage West, a suburb of Cork City, Ireland. School principal in Dennis Ahern, a man who famously takes extreme pride in his appearance (he has been known to go through 3 large cans of hair-spray a day) but nonetheless treats each pupil as his own child. Other legendary teachers include Kevin 'Fat Dad' Murphy, Neville O'Flynn, Skitz Quill, Ma Sul, the undescribable Derry Beckett O'Callaghan and the inimitable Mr.Considene. former pupil and now teacher Gary Coleman who made his name as the oldest pupil in the school and is now a teacher guys the best there is and ever will be
Approximately half of the registered pupils live in Passage West itself, with the rest coming mainly from the surrounding areas of Douglas, Rochestown, Monkstown, and Ringaskiddy.
Famous past pupils include un-namable murderers and drug dealers, while super-nerds, goths and general spa-heads excluding the current 6th years who just so happen to be all sound out minus a few drug heads also take pride among place in this rather shabby educational establishment.the only problem with the school is the puplis from 5th year down , though Gary Coleman, the infamous womanizer who is said to have bagged thousands of feisty women over the duration of his stay, has currently let the school down with his extended absence.Sole rastafarian follower, Luke Hickey, is said to have instilled a certain aura of peace and freedom amongst the schools students,though his mathematical genius has taken a considerable amount of respect away from the young man,who turned 18 not so long ago.