User:Ted Ted

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User:Ted Ted

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Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

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—	This space for rent.

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Hello! I'm Ted Ted.

I have created and/or edited many articles. As of 19:30 BST on April 1 2007, I have made a total of 572 edits to Wikipedia whilst logged in.

1 History of Ted Ted
- 1.1 The legend of Ted Ted's name
- 1.2 Ted Ted on Wikipedia
2 Userboxes created by Ted Ted
3 Images uploaded by Ted Ted
4 My friends on Wikipedia

[edit] History of Ted Ted

[edit] The legend of Ted Ted's name

The name Ted Ted began in November 1990, when, one week after I was born, I received my second teddy that I still own. I was shown this teddy, and told to say "teddy". I replied, "ted ted". Since then the blue and white teddy bear has had the name Ted Ted.

[edit] Ted Ted on Wikipedia

In around May 2005, I became a Wikipedia user, editing and creating a few articles without a username, then getting a username. I decided to have a username that wouldn't give any clues about my real identity (which is Andrew Hamm - whoops!), so I chose the name Ted Ted, the name of my second teddy.