User:Theophall
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Ryan Theophall was born in White Plains hostpital on the eighth day of April year nineteen-eighty-six to mother Kathleen Theophall and father George Theophall Troubled from the start, he was delivered with his umbilical cord around his neck. He then went on to be a troubled youth, adhering to the stigma of the middle child. Quickly he became viewed as the black sheep of his generation being kicked out of his elementary school after causing many significant yet harmless disturbances. For three years he wandered the arctic tundra. Returning to his peers in the eighth grade he felt distant, unfitted. then for the next 5 years he silently battled the public school system which did not take kindly to his sense of logic, ethics, humour. He graduated from the ardsley school system with a regents diploma and a GPA under 1. Even though he was accepted to his first choice school his father forced him to go to community college where he earned a 1.4 GPA his first semester and in 2 more semesters raised it to a 3.7 and transferred to Suny Binghamton where he currently terrorizes the local elderly with the local youth
