User:Wikillort/nonhoax
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I want everything in the world, all at once, in my mouth.
—Sheilan Moran
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[edit] General
Sheilah Moran is famous for being one of two people who are "Practically perfect in every way", and the only one who is completely non-fictional. She is an honorary inductee of the Sheialh Moran Appreciation Club. Moran is known equally for her intellect and her remarkable beauty. She is loved and admired by all who know her, especially one Arthur Fels.
[edit] Various Accomplishments
Moran has achieved an 11.5 GPA at Carleton University. An impressive feat on its own she managed it with absolutely no interest in the material covered in her degree and a generally negative attitude to the University system.
Sheilah Moran has left all men who have encountered her, for even the briefest moments,utterly smitten, especially one Arthur Fels.
She has an amazing internal database of Micheal Jackson songs and lyrics.
[edit] Aspirations
Moran hopes to travel to Europe and eat lots of tasty food.
[edit] Importance/Significance to the universe
Sheilah Moran represents the unattainable goal of all humanity. She is also the only woman capable of Bearing the resurrected baby Jesus should he choose to visit in the next two decades.
