User:Bardman349
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Brad Becker was born a poor mexican immigrant in 1988 in the small town of Naples, Florida. Shortly after his birth he was bestoyed with powers by the lord jesus christ himself. Shortly after his fifth birtday, which was also after the birth of his first child to one Mary Smith, Brad was voted as the best person ever to have lived, with god a distant second and Ian Anderson, of the rock group Jethro Tull, a close third with Joesph Stalin fourth, because of all his contributions to humanity. The governer of florida allowed Brad to have his license at the crisp, ripe age of eight and he shortly there after participated in NASCAR venues that came to Plantation, Florida. A mere three hours after entering the NASCAR circuit Brad withdrewl becuase he was already better than the entirity of the moronic competition that he raced. However with all this at the present moment Brad us still living in Naples Florida. He was just recently voted the supreme dictator of the entire universe thengod came down from the ehaven and relinquished his thrown to Brad. So now the Supreme Being Brad, as his followers refer to him as, beck his every need. Now that he has supreme powers him and his side kick Garrett Leon, who is, suprisingly enough, the patron saint of Star Wars Battlefront 2, plan on taking over the world as we know it and forming a fourth reich.
But with all of this you may ask yourself, if Brad is so great who can possible compete with him? The answer?
NO ONE Brad is the greatest, coolest, most pundent, person every to have lived!
