User:Bicycle repairman
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- This user would prefer the username bicycle repairman. The initial letter is capitalized because of technical limitations.
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Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr H G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICYCLE REPAIRMAN!
(cut to laundrette)
Superboy: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road.
H. G. Superman: Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repairman... but how to change without revealing my secret identity?
Superman One: If only Bicycle Repairman were here!
H. G. Superman: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!
Caption: FLASH!
All Supermen: Bicycle Repairman, but how?
(cut to country road)
Superman One: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
Superman Two: Is it a quantity surveyor?
Superman Three: Is it a church warden?
All Supermen: NO! It's Bicycle Repairman!
Superman: MY! Bicycle Repairman! Thank goodness you've come! Look!
Caption: Clink! Screw! Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle!
Superman Two: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
Superman One: See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
Superman: Oh, Oh Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?
Bicycle Repair Man: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... Bicycle Repairman!
All Supermen: Our Hero!
Voiceover: Yes! Whenever bicycles are broken, or menaced by international communism, Bicycle Repairman is ready! ©
