User:Billy beluga
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I am but another cheery pessimist, the type to laugh like a turkey one second and depressedly read the (highly amusing) Bible the next. I like chocolate. Gifts are appreciated. Happy Hanukka, Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Canada Day, Birthday, Wedding Day, Baptism, Funeral, Random Celebration Day or any other other Day for that matter.
If you are interested in my spectacular beauty, please GO JUMP IN A LAKE!!
My favourite (yes, I'm Can!eh!dian) quote is mine own: "Where's the world?" My favourite Bible Dude is Nimrod, the son of Cush, because of his high irrelevancy to the whole affair. My favourite movies? numerous. But may I recommend Inherit the Wind? Also March of the Penguins? The Cat Returns? Twelve Angry Men? Arsenic and Old Laces? Books? Oh, too darn many.
Good day to all you pessimists,
Mr. Beluga
