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[edit] Ganja Man Disclaimer
This matterial is of an adult nature and is for the 18+ audience. It is for entertainment purposes only and the writer does not endorse or condone the use of any illegal substance.
[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 1, The Smoke Begins
(We join our green crusader and his young ward in a heated debate.)
Ganja man- Dude, I'm so buzzed right now!
Pipe- Holly metal screens Ganja Man, I am too!
Ganja man- I've got the munchies bad.
Pipe- I could eat a whore right now, I'm so hungry!
Ganja Man- Don't you mean a horse?
Pipe- What's the difference, don't you ride both of them?
(a fit of stoner laughter ensues)
Ganja Man- Serriously though, someone needs to go to the store.
Pipe- I'm not getting up.
Ganja Man- I'm not getting up either.
Pipe- What's the deal man, aren't you supposed to help the helpless? I'm so stoned, I can't see straight.
Ganja Man- What do you think I have you for? You're here to do the things I don't wanna do.
Pipe- Well, I'm not getting up
Ganja Man- I'm not getting up either.
Pipe- What's the deal man, aren't you supposed to help the helpless? I'm so stoned, I can't see straight.
Ganja Man- What do you think I have you for? You're here to do the things I don't wanna do. Woah, dejavu!
Pipe- Isn't that some kind of band?
Ganja Man- How the hell should I know?
Pipe- You're the super hero.
Ganja Man-(passes out) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pipe- Ganja Man? Ganja Man? GANJA MAN!! Ah, to hell with it!(passes out)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Join us next week when our heroes run out of herbage. Oh no, how are they going to get out of this one?)
Ganja Man- What, were out of herb?
Narrator- Dude, that is next week.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 2, Attack of The Empty Pipes
(We join our heroes in search of some precious cargo)
Ganja Man- What do you mean you lost the bag?!?
Pipe- Holly Vacancy Ganja Man! Well, I'm sorry dude. It was right here, I swear!
Ganja Man- (SMACK)You freaking tard!! That stuff is like 600 dollars an ounce!!(SMACK SMACK) I should have known something was going to happen!
Pipe- (Gets hit three times) OW!! Hey, you shouldn't have left it with me if you thought that!! Dee dee dee!! (Cocks head to the side and hits hand on chest while making a stupid face)
Ganja Man- Don't talk to me that way, you're the retard that lost the good herb. So, what will we do now?
Pipe- How the hell should I know? I'm just a sidekick!
Ganja Man- (Shakes head and sighs disgustedly) What am I going to do with you?
Pipe- I have no clue. Go easy on me? (Sits down and takes hat off of head and whipes forehead with it and a baggie falls on lap) Holly skunk bud Ganja Man, I found it!
Ganja Man- You hid it under your hat?!? What kind of retard hides the herb under their hat?!? Ok, thats it. I get to hold the herb from now on.
Pipe- Gee golly, Ganja Man. You shure are smart.
Ganja Man- Not smart enough if I have you as a side kick. What was I smoking when I hired you?
Pipe- I don't know, but i wish we had some now! (starts to roll a spliff)
Ganja Man- This should do the trick. LETS GET BLAZZED!!!
(This concludes another edition of The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder. Join us next week for another thrilling episode)
Ganja Man- Thrilling, huh? So something exciting is going to happen?
Narrator- Why don't you wait till next week and find out?
Ganja Man- C'mon, tell me dude! I'll give you this spliff.
Narrator- I don't smoke.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 3, Revenge of The Red Eye.
(Our heroes, to pay the bills and keep the context of a normal life enter their workplace after just smoking a blunt. But, little did they know the strength of the herb and the havok it was about to reek on their senses)
Ganja Man- (slams the door) Woah, I think I stood up way too fast!
Pipe- Holly ferris wheele Ganja Man, my head is spinning! I think we may have smoked too much.
Ganja Man- I fear you may be right, Pipe. Quick!!! The medicated drops!! (looks for the eye drops)
Pipe- I have some in my utility belt. If only I hadn't left it at the herbalair!!
Ganja Man- Check the secret hidding spot. I may have left some there.
Pipe- (Fumbles arround a bit) I can't seem to find the secret spot! What are we going to do?!?
Ganja Man- (bursts out laughing) Man, you're so stoned! Dummy, I meant the glove box.
Pipe- Oh.(face reddens) Oops. He he he. (opens the glove box and retrieves the drops)
Ganja Man- Quickly!! Or, we'll be late!
Pipe- (uses the drops and hurriedly tosses them to ganja man) I'm through.
Ganja Man- (uses the drops) Lets go in and get on the phones before the boss starts yelling.
Pipe- To the front door!!
(This concludes this episode of The Adventures Of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder. Join us next week when....... I don't know. Something will happen.)
Ganja Man- What, you don't know whats going to happen? You're the narrator! You're supposed to know these things!! You're almost as stupid as Pipe.
Pipe- Hey, I'm not stupid.
Narrator- You're both a bunch of retards. And, I can't predict the future.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 4, The stench Creeps In
(We now join our heroes as the fire up their lunch break blunt)
Ganja Man- (inhales) Damn, this is pretty good!! (starts coughing hard)
Pipe- Give here, Ganja Man. No parking on the grass!(snatches the blunt away and puffs)
Ganja Man- Dang homie, I wasn't even through hitting it yet.
Pipe- (coughs hard and passes the blunt)
(They continue on untill the blunt is finnished)
Ganja Man- That was some good stuff. Woah, we stink like good bud. What are we going to do?
Pipe- Holly arrisoal Ganja Man, you're right! And the Axe body spray is at our desks. How are we going to get past everyone without revealing our secret identeties?
Ganja Man- Wait a minuet. Hey, give me a smoke and light one up, too.
Pipe- I get it, the smoke from the ciggarettes will help cover the stench on our bodies.
Ganja Man- No, I was just out and you had some. (takes a drag)
Pipe- Well, how does that fix our situation?
Ganja Man- I'm thinking, hold on.(takes a drag) We'll repell up the walls! Our desks are right near the window!!
Pipe- Gee golly, Ganja Man!! You shure are smart.
Ganja Man- (throws the rope and latches it on the roof) Ok. 1...2....3! (the line pulls them up and into the window)
Pipe- Back to the pit of despair.(sighs)
(this concludes another episode of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder)
Ganja Man- What, no snappy comment?
Narrator- Just leave me alone today, I'm not feeling well.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 5, A New Smoke Brews
(We join our heroes as they are leaving their workplace when they get a call from a long time friend..........)
Ganja Man- Phew, we've had back to back calls today. What was up with that?
Pipe- Holly phone system, Ganja Man! That was nuts!!
Ganja Man- (a walkie talkie beep goes off in Ganja Man's pocket)Who is this? Hello?
Man on The Phone- It's me, Bob B. Ong.
Ganja Man- Oh, hey Bob. What's up?
Bob B. Ong- Nothing much. Was just about to go to my place and burn one. Wanna come along?
Pipe- But Ganja Man, don't we have to be at John G.'s house?
Ganja Man- You're right, Pipe.
Bob B. Ong- Man, there is gonna be bud there!
Pipe- But John G. has herb at his house. Why should we go to Bob's place?
Bob B. Ong- There is gonna be chicks there. And, alcohol.
Ganja Man- We're on our way.
(ten minuets later in the smokemobile)
Pipe- Do you even have a clue where your going?
Ganja Man- (coughs)Well, mabey if we hadn't fired this on up I might be able to see straight!
Pipe- Well, atleast roll down a window.
Ganja Man- Well, duh!! (rolls down the windows)
Pipe- Ah, much better!
(our heroes mirraculosly arrive at the location)
Ganja Man- Let's party!
(the party goes on untill the early morning hours. they met everyone and talk and chat with Bob B. Ong and friends, then end up falling asleap. They wake up to an empty house......)
Ganja Man- Hey, where is Bob B. Ong?
Pipe- I don't know, Ganja Man. Why don't you call him?
Ganja Man- (Beeps Bob B. Ong's phone) Hey man, where did you run off to?
Bob B. Ong- What the hell are you talking about? And where were you last night? You never showed up!
Ganja Man- We partied at your place last night. Hell, we're still here.
Bob B. Ong- I'm at my house right now. You must have smoked something good 'cause I never saw you.
(they suddenly wake up in the van with several girl's numbers on their lap)
Ganja Man- I got to get more of this stuff! To my dealer's house.
(this concludes another episode of The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder. join us next week for another action packed episode)
(silence for a few minuets)
Narrator- Ganja Man? Oh Ganja Man!!
(waits a few minuets)
Narrator- So, he isn't going to argue with me today? Probably passed out. Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 6, Ihre Papiere Bitte (Your Papers Please)
(we join our heroes as the recover from they thought was last night's party)
Ganja Man- What a wacked out night that was. I'm still wondering how we went to a party that we were never at and still mannaged to get chicks' numbers.
Pipe- Holly Twilight Zone episode, Ganja Man, that freaked me out!
Ganja Man- We need to get more of this stuff when we get a chance. (breaks up a few buds) Time for a wake and bake! Give me the papers, dude.
Pipe- What papers?
Ganja Man- Don't tell me you've lost the papers!! God, what's with you?!?
Pipe- I've got a bone to pick with you. Why is everything my fault? Whenever something goes wrong, its always my fault.
Ganja Man- Well, this time it is deffinatly your fault. I handed them to you in the Smokemobile and I can prove it because the Smokemobile has security cameras.
Pipe- It does?
Ganja Man- Yeah, dude. Look. (points out all 5 cameras)
Pipe- Oh God. That means you saw that last chick and me doing the horrizontal mombo.
Ganja Man- Yeah, and you could have done much better than her, man. A tripple bagger?
Pipe- Hey, it was late and I was drunk. But I don't remeber you handing me the papers.
Ganja Man- Well, lets go to the tapes.(the windsheild blinks into life and replays the video of Ganja Man handing Pipe the papers)
Pipe- Oh, ok.
Ganja Man- Freaking stoner.
Narrator- Hey, thats my line.
Ganja Man-(looks arround with a bewildered expression on his face) Did you hear that?
Pipe- You're going crazy, Ganja Man.
Ganja Man- Hey, I'm not the one who lost the papers.
Pipe- Well, I'm sorry. I'm a freaking loser and I'M SORRY!!! (punches the dashboard and a pack of papers hit Pipe in the head)
Ganja Man- You put them in the visor? (laughs hard)
Pipe- Oh shut up and roll that already. (hands Ganja Man the papers)
Ganja Man- (finnishes rolling it) Off to the Herbalair!! (lights the splif)
(this concludes another amazing episode of Ganja Man and Pipe, the boy wonder)
Narrator- You have cameras in the Smokemobile and you couldn't tell that he put the papers in the visor?
Ganja Man- Hey, I spaced, ok?
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 7, The Vannishing Herb
(we join our heroes once again serching for something theve lost. this time, however, they may not be able to find it.)
Ganja Man- Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man!!!
Pipe- What's wrong, Ganja Man?
Ganja Man- I think we may be out of herb.
Pipe- Holly vannishing green, Ganja Man!! What are we going to do?!?
Ganja Man- We might have to do some small jobs for people so we c an get enough to buy a bag. Either that, or sell your card collection.
Pipe- Thats a difficult choice, Ganja Man. On one hand, I'm lazy. On the other hand, I love my cards.
Ganja Man- Well, lets get to it. (the phone in the herbalair suddenly rings)
Pipe- (answers the phone) Hello? Yeah. Uh huh. Yep. We'll be there in a few minuets. (hangs up phone)
Ganja Man- Who was that and what did they want?
Pipe- That was Bob. He needs some garbage picked up. Apparently, he didn't clean up after that party.
Ganja Man- How much is he paying?
Pipe- Twenty five bucks. Just enough.
Ganja Man- To the Smokemobile!!
(a few hours pass and the return to the herbalair with money in hand.)
Ganja Man- Ok, call up our guy.
Pipe- (goes to get the phone and finds something interesting on the ground)Hey, Ganja Man. I found some herb!!
Ganja Man- Where was it?
Pipe- On the ground, by the phone.
Ganja Man- Well, fire it up!!
(this concludes another thrilling episode of The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder.)
Narrator- How could you lose the bud on the floor?
Ganja Man- Hell if I know.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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