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[edit] Rory the Man-Bear-Pig
Rory was raised in what is now modern day Russia. He was brought up by communists and is now one himself. He believes in antidemocracy. He was raised by she wolves, until the age of four, when he put them back in their place and ate their faces off. He then flew(levitation power) to Cyprus and made a family give him food and board until the age of 9, when he first began to read Hobbes. Rory would sit in his room and think of world domination while ripping the legs off of bugs so they could only fly, and never land... ever. He once killed a cat with a brick, then showed it to his adopted mother who forced him to eat it. He asked for seconds. And thirds. In 1780 he migrated to what is today the United States of America. He then set off for manifest destiny. He swept the nation killing thousands of Native Americans.(estimates as to the number actualy killed generally agree on roughly Eighty. Million. Eighty Million... Villages. Eighty million villages. each village having up to thirty families with pregnant mothers. You do the math) He raped the women and children(who he considered cowards) without aid of the fellow white men. He was crucified upon a burning cross, above a pond of acid (The event was sponsored by Microsoft) on September 25th, 2006. He lived to be 250 years old.
(Disclamer: none of the above events ever happened in connection with the character mentioned, we do not endorse any of the behaviour suggested, any entities, groups, people, races, genders mentioned etc. were entirely fictional, and there was no intent to offend any persons on any part by those involed whom by coincidence might claim the same name used in the story.)
