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Contents 1 Jieshi Diao Youlan 14/05/2006 1.1 碣石調幽蘭序 一名倚蘭 1.2 幽蘭 第五 1.3 Solitary Orchid No.5 2 Guqin articles template 17/05/2006 3 Personal table archive 19/05/2006 4 Guqin notation article preparation 2006/05/29 5 麓臯十紳 The Nine Gentlemen of the Foothill Springs 6 List of Shouian emperors 6.1 Zheng Dadi 正大帝 6.2 Zheng Kaiwen 正開文 6.3 Zheng Fengwu 正封武 6.4 Zheng Datong 正大同 6.5 Regent Jiahao 正甲侯 6.6 Zheng Chuanguang 正傳光 7 Personal philosophy snippets 8 矗昊列傳

[edit] Jieshi Diao Youlan 14/05/2006

Was planned to be included in the article when someone planned for its deletion (probably because it contained mostly Chinese). Ended up having to whisk it here to save all the hard work of editing it! It might end up in Wikisource, who knows. The translation is merely for fun; I don't think I have the time and effort to finish it (or correct it), but hey.

[edit] 碣石調幽蘭序 一名倚蘭

丘公字明會稽人也梁末隱於九疑山妙絕楚調於幽蘭一曲尤特精絕以其聲微而志遠而不堪授人以陳禎明三年授宜都王叔明隨開皇十年於丹陽縣卒年九十七無子傳之其聲遂簡耳

[edit] 幽蘭 第五

耶臥中指｜卞半寸許案商食指中指雙牽宮商中指急下与拘俱下十三下一寸許住末商起食指散緩半扶宮商食指挑商又半扶宮商縱容下無名於十三外一寸許案商角於商角即作兩半扶挾挑聲一句

緩緩起中指當十豎案商緩緩散歷羽徵無名打商食指挑徵一句

大指當八案商無名打商食指散挑羽無名當十一案宮無名打宮微吟一句

大指當九案宮商疾全扶宮商移大指當八案商無名打商大指徐徐抑上八上一寸許急末取聲散打宮無名當十案徵食指挑徵應一句

無名不動下大指當九案徵羽卻轉徵羽食指節過徵大指急蹴徵上至八搯徵起無名不動無名散打宮食指挑徵應一句

無名不動又下大指當九案徵無名散打宮挑徵大指搯徵起大指還當九案徵羽急全扶徵羽舉大指屈無名當九十閒案文武食指打文下大指當九案文挑文大指不動又節歷武文吟無名散打宮徵大指不動食指挑文中指無名閒拘羽徵挑文無名散摘徵食指歷武文齪煞大指不動急全扶文武大指當八案武食指挑武大指緩抑上半寸許一句

大指當八上一寸許案羽食指打羽大指卻退至八還上蹴取聲大指附絃下當九案羽文於羽文作兩半挾挑聲大指兩節抑文上至八至七蹴取餘聲一句

無名當九案羽大指當八亦案羽無名打羽大指搯羽起無名當十案徵大指當九案徵羽即於徵羽作緩全扶無名打徵大指急蹙至八搯徵起無名疾退下十一還上至十住散挑文應無名摘徵散歷武文無名散打宮無名打徵食指散挑文中指無名閒拘徵羽挑文摘徵歷擘武文齪煞一句

大指當九案徵羽即於徵羽作緩全牽二聲屈無名於十九閒案文武食指打文大指當九案文食指便挑文大指案不動歷武文無名散打宮徵食指挑文中指無名散閒拘徵羽食指挑文無名散摘徵歷武文齪煞大指案文武不動急全扶文武移大指當八案武擘武抑上半寸許取聲一句大息

大指於九下半寸許案文武食指打文大指抑文上至九大指不動食指拘武中指牽文武無名著文大指無名附絃下當十十一案文無名打文大指搯文起搯文時節搯起無名不動無名摘文食指緩歷武文申中指對案宮無名打宮食指挑文大指當九十閒唈文抑上至九取餘聲無名當十三外半寸許案羽以下三絃食指打文急全扶文武大指當十一打搯武起無名不動半扶文武中指無名閒拘文羽緩緩曳無名上至十二散打文應一句小息

無名散摘文食指散歷武文無名散打宮中指當十案徵即作前打徵挑文閒拘挑摘歷擘齪煞聲一句

大指當八案角徵疾全扶角徵疾抑上一寸許取聲一句

大指當十上一寸許案角無名當十一亦案角無名打角大指搯角起中指當十豎案商無名打商散挑徵應大指當八案商無名當九案宮商食指挑商大指搯起無名不動食指半扶宮商大指當八案商緩挑商抑上半寸許食指即打商舉無名大指案商不動又節挑商大指吟之中指散打宮牽過商一句

無名當十三下一寸許案宮商以下絃大指當十二案商食指挑商大指搯起無名不動食指半扶宮商中指即打宮左無名拘宮起無名又當舊處案宮以下絃食指半扶宮商無名不動半扶角徵閒拘角商蠲角徵即下大指當十二案徵食指蠲角徵大指漸漸上至十五度蠲之先緩後急大指縮案徵羽食指歷羽徵無名散打宮挑徵應一句

拍之大息

大指當九案徵無名當十亦案徵無名散打宮食指挑徵大指搯起無名不動無名散打宮食指挑徵大指當九打徵抑上至八便案角徵疾全扶角徵大指當七八閒案徵食指挑徵大指抑上取聲抑上時輕指徐徐上末起覆汎七蠲徵羽一句

無名當八案文中指牽過羽文申中指對無名案徵中指打徵無名中指皆不動大指七八閒案文食指挑文大指搯文起舉中指無名不動大指覆汎七全扶徵羽舉大指無名仍不動食指挑文中指散牽羽過文無名當八案羽文大指當七八閒案文蠲羽文抑上大指至七食指挑文無名當七八閒案武食指散牽文過武大指當七案武挑武大指再臑六七閒取聲一句

大指當七上二寸許案文武急全扶文武大指於六下一寸許案武食指挑武大指抑上過六取聲覆汎五全扶文武挑武仰汎七無名打羽覆汎五挑武應一句

仰汎三中指打徵覆汎二中指打羽仰汎三中指打徵打角覆汎二全扶徵羽食指汎一無名打角覆汎二挑羽節全扶徵羽食指打羽仰汎三食指打文應一句

覆汎二半扶徵羽中指無名閒拘徵角仰汎三食指中指閒拘徵角覆汎三緩全扶商角食指歷徵角大指擘徵汎不動緩全扶商角歷徵角半扶商角中指無名閒拘商宮仰汎三中指打角覆汎二中指打商仰汎三中指打徵覆汎二中指打角覆汎三疾全扶商角歷徵角半扶商角閒拘商宮散閒拘宮商散擘文應一句

仰汎五閒拘徵角中指牽徵羽覆汎四無名打角仰汎五食指挑羽應覆汎五疾全扶徵羽挑羽互汎五六無名打宮食指挑羽應一句

大指四五閒案武無名當五汎文齪文武大指抑上豆許食指挑武舉無名大指不動中指牽過文武打璅武向四再臑一句小息

大指三四閒案文武疾全扶文武大指獨案武食指挑打武散打羽挑武應即蹙大指三上豆許取聲大指四五閒案武無名當五案武食指挑武大指与挑俱案散閒拘羽文挑武大指搯武起大指當五六閒案文食指打文大指蹙至五下少許大指即汎五食指拘武中指牽文武大指當五上一寸許案武食指挑武大指緩蹙上兩豆許取聲一句

大指當五六閒案文無名當六案文食指打文大指搯起附絃下大指當六七閒稍近七案文武無名當七案文武緩全扶文武大指無名不動無名打文急蹙大指上至六搯起取聲無名不動無名摘文食指歷武文申中指汎七無名打宮食指挑文應一句

上無名當六七閒案文武食指牽文武大指當六案武食指中指挑牽文武大指搯武起無名不動半扶文武中指無名閒拘文羽食指挑武下大指當六案武蠲文武大指徐抑上豆許大指附絃下七八閒案文急發刺文上大指六七閒案文武蠲文武下大指七八閒無名當八同案文中指打文大指搯文起下中指對無名案徵無名不動無名打徵大指還六七【八】閒案文食指挑文大指搯起舉中指無名不動大指汎七急全扶徵羽挑文中指牽過羽文舉無名大指當七八閒案文蠲羽文徐徐抑上至七食指挑文應一句

大指當八案羽已下無名當九案角已下急發刺羽應食指牽羽文挑武急全扶羽文無名打羽大指搯羽起無名不動半扶徵羽中指無名閒拘徵角食指牽徵羽下大指案徵已下食指挑羽應食指又牽羽文歷武文食指牽羽文中指打羽大指搯羽起食指挑羽中指牽徵羽大指縮案文武蠲文武大指徐徐抑上八上一寸許大指獨案武挑武中指牽過文武大指不動三璅武大指向七再臑又抑上六七間取聲大指便案文武全扶文武縮大指唯案武挑打武無名散打徵食指挑武應大指抑武上六上半寸取餘聲一句

無名從第七作勢案羽急下過十三下一寸許全扶羽文無名打羽無名拘羽起散半扶徵羽挑羽又半扶徵羽無名當十三下案羽以下即作兩半挾挑聲無名不動食指歷武文無名散打商食指挑文食指彈文無名打商食指拘文凡三遍作又彈文無名打商食指挑文中指無名散閒拘角商食指挑文無名散摘商食指歷武文無名散打商食指挑文應大指擘武一句

無名十三下半寸許案徵疾發刺徵大指當十一案文武歷武文大指擘武大指徐抑上至十取聲一句

舉大指無名十三外一寸許案羽已下食指節全扶文武大指當十一打搯武起取聲食指半扶文武中指無名閒拘文羽曳無名上至十二一句

無名散打文摘文散歷武文無名散打宮中指當十案徵無名打徵食指散挑文中指無名閒拘羽徵食指挑文無名摘徵食指散歷武文齪煞一句

無名當十三下少許案文武羽拘半扶文武大指當十一唈武抑上至十取聲舉大指無名打羽無名拘羽起中指當十三下少許案角中指牽角徵無名當十三案角徵大指當十一案徵挑徵大指搯徵起無名不動即半扶角徵又下大指當十一三璅徵緩璅之徐抑上至十前後齪宮徵一句

大指附絃下至十一案商角無名當十三下半寸許案宮商角拘半扶商角無名打商大指搯商起齪宮商中指仍打宮無名拘宮起無名還下本處蠲宮商即半扶閒拘徵角商即蠲角徵大指當十二案徵蠲角徵五度蠲之初緩後急大指隨蠲上至十便案徵羽歷羽徵前後齪宮徵一句

拍之大息

覆汎十疾全扶羽文仰汎十一疾全扶羽文互汎十二十三打角挑羽大指覆汎十二不動疾全扶徵羽仰汎十二食指打羽覆汎十一食指打文無名仰汎十二不動半扶閒拘羽徵角覆汎十挑文仰汎十歷武文半扶羽文閒拘羽徵覆汎九挑文覆汎十中指無名閒拘徵羽無名仍牽羽文食指歷武文舉大指無名汎十一前後齪角文仰汎不動中指打徵覆汎十中指打羽大指汎不動即於羽徵角作挑閒拘轉指聲歷文羽互汎十十一即前後齪角羽又齪徵文應一句

覆汎九閒拘徵角疾全扶徵羽仰汎十一閒拘徵角仰汎十二中指打羽無名還汎十一中指節打徵角仰汎不動歷徵角即半扶閒拘角商宮覆汎九作前閒拘角徵疾全扶徵羽聲一句

無名當八案羽文大指當七八閒唯案文蠲羽文大指隨蠲上至七食指即挑打文大指不動食指仍當七案宮前後齪宮文大指不動打璅文大指附絃上六七閒案文食指打文大指再臑文至六取聲大指還本處仍案文武疾全扶文武大指還至六唯案武挑武大指徐抑武上五六閒末起即覆汎五【】疾全扶文武挑武應食指汎四無名打羽無名汎五食指挑武應覆汎二蠲徵羽仰汎五閒拘角徵即疾全扶徵羽食指汎三無名打商無名汎五食指挑羽應一句

無名當五案文大指五上半寸許案武蠲文武大指隨蠲上又半寸許即挑打武大指唯案武無名汎五前後齪角武打璅武大指附絃上至四打武再臑於三四閒仍并案文武急全扶文武大指放文案武食指挑打武無名汎五前後齪羽武大指蹙上至三仰汎二急全扶文武覆汎一食指歷文羽無名汎四大指汎二前後齪羽武覆汎三閒拘武文仰汎四閒拘武文覆汎二節全扶徵羽汎不動食指打羽仰汎三食指打文一句

大指附絃下至八案武無名當九亦案武挑閒拘武文羽大指搯武起無名附絃下當十一唯案武挑閒拘武文羽大指當九掩武取聲大指附絃下當十一唯案武無名當十三下同案武作前挑閒拘武文羽聲大指搯武起舉無名散閒拘文武下無名當十三下案文武全扶文武大指當十一打搯武起無名不動即全扶文武挑齪武羽大指當十一案武食指挑武一句

應前無名案羽無名打羽無名拘羽起於徵羽散兩半挾挑聲無名當十三下少許案羽文兩半挾挑聲食指歷武文無名散打商散打徵挑閒拘挑轉指又挑於文羽徵作之無名案不動節全扶文武大指當十一打搯武起即半扶閒拘武文羽無名徐曳上至十二取聲舉無名無名散打摘文歷武文無名散打宮中指當十案徵乃打徵挑文閒拘徵羽挑文摘徵歷武文齪煞一句

無名當十三下少許案羽已下拘半扶武文大指當十一掩武抑上至十取聲無名打羽無名拘羽起中指當十三下少許案角中指牽角徵無名當十三案角徵大指當十一案徵挑徵大指搯徵起無名不動即半扶角徵還下大指當十一案徵緩三璅徵大指隨璅徐抑上至十前後齪宮徵一句

大指附絃下至十一案商角拘半扶商角大指兩節抑角上至九取聲大指還當十一案宮已下四絃食指節歷徵角大指吟食指半扶商角中指無名閒拘宮商又逆閒拘宮商舉大指散閒拘宮商急下大指當十一打宮取餘聲下無名十三外半寸許案商角徵大指當十一案徵挑徵大指搯徵起食指半扶閒拘徵角商即蠲角徵大指當十一案徵蠲角徵五度蠲之初緩後急大指隨蠲上至十縮案徵羽歷羽徵前後齪宮徵一句

拍之

食指汎八無名打徵無名汎九食指挑武應覆汎九疾全扶文武挑武應食指汎八無名打文互汎十九前後齪羽武舉大指無名不動無名打文大指汎九於文武羽半扶疾『間拘聲舉大指無名汎十』齪宮羽一句

覆汎九食打羽無名打商散挑羽應『舉大指無名汎九於徵角羽作疾閒句半扶聲無名大指互汎八九牽羽文舉大指名不動半扶徵羽疾閒句徵角食指打羽舉無名大指汎八食指挑羽互汎八九齪商徵散打羽大指當八案武無名汎九食指兩蠲文武大指掐武起無名不動於文武羽作半扶疾閒句聲大指汎九閒句徵角半扶徵羽互汎九十齪角羽舉無名大指不動全扶徵羽挑羽』無名汎十一無名打宮大指汎九挑羽應一句

食指汎八無名打徵無名汎十挑文應仍擘武無名汎十一食指打文無名汎十二全扶文武即挑武應互汎十二十三前後齪羽武無名當暗徽無名便打文一句暗徽逸徽是也

仰汎十二卻轉武文食指仍歷至徽緩全扶角徵無名節打角疾全扶徵羽互汎十一十二食指牽羽文仰汎十二半扶徵羽閒拘角徵互汎十十一中指牽徵羽覆汎十作前挑閒拘轉指聲歷文羽互泛十十二前後齪商羽仍仰汎十二食指挑羽應一句

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拍之

碣石調幽蘭第五此弄宜緩消息彈之

楚調     千金調     胡笳調     感神調 
楚明光     鳳歸林     白雪       易水       幽蘭 
遊春       淥水       幽居       坐愁     秋思 
長清       短清       長側       短側 
上上舞     下上舞     上間絃     下間絃 
登隴       望秦       竹吟風     哀松路     悲漢月 
辭漢       跨鞍       望鄉       奔雲       入林 
華舜十遊             史明五弄             董揩五弄 
鳳翅五路   流波       雙流       三挾流泉   石上流泉 
蛾眉       悲風拂隴頭   風入松     遊弦     楚客吟秋風 
東武太山   招賢       反顧       閑居樂     鳳遊園     蜀側 
古側       龍吟       千金清     屈原歎     烏夜啼     瑟調 
廣陵止息   楚妃歎

[edit] Solitary Orchid No.5

Lay the (left) middle finger on 10th (hui) down/up half an inch ^[1] on the shang string. The (right) index and middle fingers pluck strings gong and shang in succession. The middle finger quickly moves down and hooks onto (hui) 13 down one inch, then picks up the shang string. The (right) index finger plays open notes slowly by plucking inwards strings gong and shang, then plucks outward on shang. Then again plucks inward on gong and shang. Lay flat the (left) ring finger on the 13th (hui) outside it one inch on both shang and jiao strings, then pluck inwards (with right index finger) on these strings twice, with an outward pluck on shang in between. That is one phrase.

Very very slowly; press the (left) middle finger on the 10th hui on shang; very very slowly, play open notes with the (right) index finger plucking outwards without pause on the yu and zhi strings. The (right) ring finger plucks the shang string inwards, the index plucks the zhi string outwards. This is one phrase.

[edit] Guqin articles template 17/05/2006

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[edit] Personal table archive 19/05/2006

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[edit] Guqin notation article preparation 2006/05/29

Tablature notation	Chinese name	English equivalent	Description	Remarks
Right-hand techniques
	"tiao"	to tease	Index finger plucks outwards	---
Left-hand techniques
Right and left hand techniques
Others

[edit] 麓臯十紳 The Nine Gentlemen of the Foothill Springs

1. 洞 馬臯
2. 房 桐
3. 貧終 儒佩
4. 包 基篤
5. 梵北 蟄
6. 法 拘
7. 威倫浩 捷恪
8. 蘋 鯉逹
9. 租 待詣
10. 雲正 儒賦

[edit] List of Shouian emperors

[edit] Zheng Dadi 正大帝

• Name

• Family name: Li 李
• Personal name: Shaoran 小狼

• Reign title: 大帝
• Eras

• Taihao 替昊
• Zhenhao 眞昊
• Chuhao 矗昊

• Temple name: Taizu 太祖
• Posthumous name: Da Zheng Shisheng Zuwang Li-shi Taihao Da Huangdi 大正始聖祖王李氏矗昊大皇帝

[edit] Zheng Kaiwen 正開文

• Name

• Family name: Chen 陳
• Personal name: Lun 倫

• Reign title: 開文
• Eras

• Kaiguang 開廣
• Wenguang 文廣
• Tianguang 天廣

• Temple name: Gaozong 高宗
• Posthumous name: Da Zheng Wensheng Shenwang Chen-shi Kaiwen Da Huangdi 大正文聖紳王陳氏開文大皇帝

[edit] Zheng Fengwu 正封武

• Name

• Family name: Deng 鄭
• Personal name:

• Reign title: 封武
• Eras

• Fengzi 封治
• Mingzi 眀治
• Lezi 樂治
• Dazi 大治

• Temple name: Zuanzong 尊宗
• Posthumous name: Da Zheng Wusheng Junwang Deng-shi Fengwu Da Huangdi 大正武聖君王鄭氏封武大皇帝

[edit] Zheng Datong 正大同

• Name

• Family name: Weilunhao 威倫浩
• Personal name: Jieke 捷恪

• Reign title: 大同
• Eras

• Dade 大德
• Gaode 高德
• Jingde 敬德

• Temple name: Gaozu 高祖
• Posthumous name: Da Zheng Tongsheng Ciwang Weilunhao-shi Datong Da Huangdi 大正同聖慈王威倫浩氏大同大皇帝

[edit] Regent Jiahao 正甲侯

[edit] Zheng Chuanguang 正傳光

• Name

• Family name: He 褐
• Personal name: Deren 德認

• Reign title: Chuanguang 傳光
• Eras

• Chuanhe 傳和
• Qihe 齊和

• Temple name: None
• Posthumous name: None

[edit] Personal philosophy snippets

• "Precious knowledge must not be distributed indiscriminatly, for the ancients and learned did bestow them upon us for our benefit to understand ourselves and the world around us; to let them be un-used, or abused is disrespectful to their work. But if a gentle man or woman shall traverse the seven seas, climb the five mountains, journey through the dangers of the world and surpass all obstacles in their way, that they truly wish to obtain these jewels and gems of world, using all their sincerity and might; then let them have the knowledge they seek, for they are worthy of nothing less for their efforts and struggles. That is why the Emperor fails to find the elixir because he sends others to do his work, whilst the poor monk finds it because he knows what true elixir is and that he must personally go and find it."
• "The educated know no more about themselves than the village idiot does about themselves."
• "What is happiness? It is to not forget those we love the most."
• "If you listen to popular music and nothing else, then you fail to appreciate anything else."
• "If a penny fell from the sky and landed in front of me, then it was sent by demons. If it landed behind me, it was sent by Heaven. If it landed on my head, someone must have dropped it..."
• "You know you are deranged if you start fanastising about being in love with a bald-patched man with a goatee who calls himself 'Derren'..."
• "Laughing makes us weak, crying makes us strong."
• "If two men were to fall in love with each other, then let that be; for the greatest regret is to be lonely, to not be true to oneself, to stop caring for those we love because of others' discrimination. Thus it is said, true love is not hedonistic, for true love must have restraint. To cherish others, to respect others, to be with others forever. To deny others of that love, is that not the greatest crime we can inflict on others?"
• "It is better to die knowing you did something than to die with regret knowing you didn't."
• "The fact remains, Sirs; that petty men rule the world because they focus on nothing but their gain. If it were me, I'll make sure that our humanity is placed first before profit; for what use is money if it is in the hands of petty men?"
• "Petty men destroy the work of gentlemen and others. It is no wonder they look like religious fanatics, hell-bent on hate. They should look in the mirror to see what they look like (or if they don't have a mirror, pee in a bucket and use that instead)..."
• "I feel like a bird in a cage; the cage door is open for me to fly out, but a string is tied to my leg and the cage."

[edit] 矗昊列傳

Here is my current abridged autobiography in a pseudo-Classical Chinese "official biography" form; an idea borrowed from a fellow Wikipedian. It may not be well written as my Classic Chinese expertise is rather limited (i.e. near non-existant!!!), but I hope you enjoy deciphering it as much as I enjoyed writing it! I've wikified most terms, names and metaphors that maybe difficult to understand, since some are my own conceptions as they either don't exist or are translated terribly by others (especially names of Western people and places, which sound like a string of gobbledy-gook). I've made the characters big so you can read them clearly. Mind you, some bits are not meant to be taken too seriously! It is continuously updated whenever a major event in my life takes place, or what I deem to be important information that you should know...

徐氏永樂者，字龍正，尊號正矗昊，琹號龝䨻，又號斷背桂冠，大英西中伯朙人也，女王伊莉莎白二世三十一年（癸亥）所生。伯朙之處，入小荒講書堂五年，又入於肅敦寒田進學所兩年，後成大業。四十九至五十二年 ，入狼臯韓敦學院三年之久，考成哲理下二級榮譽文學士生貟。

學院之內，發知韶韻之樂，琴瑟之聲。以爲音聲最優，最近髙古，修身養性，宣龢正心。可惜太遲改學之道，無能考樂。自祕取珡噐，又豎笛與琵琶，受爺娘憤恨之斥。昶日撫琹，練曲十幾者，秋風酒狂，陽關三疊，長門普庵，髙山流水，風雷良宵，平沙落鴈。五十一年，加入倫敦幽蘭琴社，於程姬玉爲友。姬助氏翫琹，以倫敦音樂御院習琹。師傅有三，其一京城琹師李氏祥霆，其二益州斫琹師曾氏成偉，其三 申城琹師龔氏一耳。欲將封爲音樂碩舉人之位，哲學博探花之進士，或文學挎眼之進士，或音樂狀元之進士耳矣。

其十有八，發自有龍陽之癖，不能接受。過年之後，啓發道理，懂得人愛之弘力，終日知天命。除氏知之外，內府無注。家族有偏見。曰：「無知者何必知乎。」光明正大不得，自安自慰。曰：「何時逢君哉！」時會俊仕有二，其一名蜂蜜氏馬毓，是者無恥，其二名嵇氏馬師，是者後不見也。所以憂獨，夢伶士之顔，譬如威倫浩氏捷恪，蘋氏鯉達，陵者氏壯與貧終氏儒佩。但不能足之，繼遊尋君。

其久無業，就在尋業所，二年之間，不成取果。其時之間，練書習畵，吟詩詠詞，博弈讀漫，觀跡看劇。其中之一，斷背山之劇，令氏深感至哭，無窮悲傷。起筆書斷背之行，斷背山之賦。德認論壇之員，封其爲斷背桂冠。真心深感矣。

五十三年，成爲畫藝御院之友，五十四年參三皇之御覽，欽定康熙雍正乾隆之寶。在處於書師曲氏磊磊，練書四體，其一楷書，其二隸書，其三小篆文，其四甲骨文而已矣。

其聽他族之樂有久，長時而吟之。本國之民謠之中，賞鑑湖氏瑟撫，揺滚凡樂之中，賞鑑給食者。爵士之樂，賞鑑高崙氏傑覓。美戎之民謠，賞鑑斷背山者，如聶氏威黎，雲正氏儒賦。東夷之凡樂，賞鑑坂本姬真綾，鬼束姬千尋，菅氏止戈男。近年之間，最賞湖氏之樂，就起筆書湖氏瑟撫樂况。

雖好聲音，維基百科之處，大書琴論瑟文。四月不盡，舉文封徽，又四月過後，登上封面，可喜可賀。不幸好犯上者之作亂，小人違律反政，將是文壞之，無恥恣意。其之交者，合力相璧，制止犯上者，後似內戰也。曰：「噫！何時終乎哉！」到九月之期，琴論又封位，加入維基大典之初板也。善哉。