Cheese E.

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Cheese E. is one of the main characters in the "Kyle's Kracks" comic series. During the first season of "Kyle's Kracks", he wasn't properly introduced with a full first name and surname, he was only identified as an enormous wedge of cheese. Later on in the comic's history, the other characters of the comic began to simply call him cheese.

Cheese was born in the trash can next to "Sam the Record Man" in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. He was a siamese twin with his brother, Blue. However, they looked nothing alike, nor did they have anything in common except for that the were wedges of cheese. Cheese's mother lacked originality in her childrens' names. 5 secondes from birth, she held him in the air and proudly named him Cheese. Cheese's siamese twin, Blue, ran off in a maniacle fashion at birth. Cheese's father, Max, was angered that his wife was paying too much attention to Cheese that she had not seen Blue run away and ran after Blue himself. He never saw his father again for a long time. His mother taught him everything he needed to know: put on his laceless shoes, ride his unicycle, and to swing a bat.

Night after night until Cheese was 4, he pleaded to the night sky that his brother would return. And he did. One night, Blue crashed through Cheese's bedroom window and jumping side-kicked Cheese in the face, giving him a black eye. Blue admitted that he had been taking Tae-Kwon Moo Doe for his entire life. When he had departed, Cheese was granted permission by his mother to take Tae-Kwon Doe.

Year after year, he took Tae-Kwon Doe to heighten his strength. At the age of 12, he retired his fighting days when he had received his black belt. He waited outside of his trash can all say and night thinking that his evil brother would return, but he never showed.

Years went by and Cheese had completely forgotten about his brother. He even starred in a mini-movie of himself, and his life. When he had finished his movie, he decided to go outside for a smoke. Completely calm, out of the dumpster pounces Blue on top on Cheese. He mounts himself on top of him and pounds at his face. After he is very well injured, Blue introduces his colleagues: Stinky, Green, and his girlfriend, Cream. He then reveal, out of the shadows, Cheese's long-lost father, Max. Blue pulls a gun to his head and threatens to shoot, but when Cheese attempts to save his father, Blue shoots him in the temple, rendering Max of his life, and Cheese of his father. In vengeful hatred, he runs after Blue into a dock house where tubs of oil and gasoline are held for boats. After Blue shoots a barrel after missing his target, the house is half burnt apart. Cheese grabs ahold of Blue's gun and shoots him. He then walks away from his brother's corpse.

[edit] Powers

The very first episode that Cheese was introduced, he was faceless, and limbless; just a simple wedge of cheese. When The Hobo (as Hobo Man) he went in for a bite, and Cheese sprung to life. Some ask if it was Hobo Man's superhuman powers that gave Cheese the ability to walk, talk, and grow and shrink as he pleases. The truth is, he had been able to do this for his entire life. He adapted his growth power by the time he reached puberty. He know walks among the "Kyle's Kracks" cast the exact size of his friends, and he enjoys it that way.

[edit] Motion Pictures

Cheese has stared in an unmentioned, independant film starring himself. The name of the film has been chosen to remain confidential. His second film was entitled "C. V. B: Cheese Versus Blue", which was the first ever "Kyle's Kracks" comic in colour. He is also currently in the real-life/3-D animation motion picture, "The Thumb Witch: The Hunt for Steven Oedekerk."