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Church of Kyle, also know as the COK. This is a religion of sorts, created by a high-schooler named Kyle Greenley, and some friends, most notably Richard Zealy and Karl Voepel. It started in Goose Creek, South Carolina. This "church" slowly grew as Kyle and his followers spread the news. The church's main purpose is to acknowledge Kyle and his greatness. The main boost in members was this year, when Kyle posted the church as a group on myspace. The COK has several out-of-state sects in Alabama and Georgia, as well as members in other states. Many people have tried to deny Kyle's might and his existence, but Kyle is real, he is tangable and feels at home with the "undivine." The COK is still in its early developmental stages, as they don't have a bible, commandments, or an official meeting place yet, but they are on their way to become one of the most popular religions, with the major goal of World Domination, relying on Kyle and his might for eons to come. This article is unfinished, and has no major published sources, since the COK is not that popular yet, but it will soon be as well-known as Pastafarianism or Christianity.

Official logo of the COK

The Church's advisors are currently undertaking the project of creating murchandise for the COK. This will include hats, bumper stickers, pins, shirts, pants, shorts, jewelry, condoms, and magnets.