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[edit] Recent timeline of "Big Wolf"'s life
- 6/23/03 - Auditioned for American Idol 3
- 6/20/04 - Auditioned for American Idol 4
- 11/7/04 - Wrote and Performed "25 Years of *Beauty" in McAuthor Auditorium at CMU
- 4/30/05 - Accepted for Grad School at University of Pittsburgh
- 6/30/06 - Penned the "First Avenue" Equation about Ramsey Theory
- 8/13/06 - First ride on the Skycoaster at Kennywood
[edit] My All-Time Favorite Songs
- Lionel Richie-"Truly"
- Simon & Garfunkel-"Bridge Over Troubled Water"
- Billy Joel-"New York State of Mind"
- Elton John-"Rocket Man"
- K-Ci & Jo Jo-"Tell Me It's Real"
- CCW-"Have You Ever Seen the Rain"
- Kelly Clarkson-"Breakaway"
- Alicja Janosz-"Może się wydawać" ("It Can Seem")
[edit] Banana Wolfing Records
[edit] Cumulative Records
- Banana # Date Witnessed By
- 0 3/14/05 ---
- 1,000 4/19/05 Sarah Tyler, Richard Leese
- 2,000 7/31/05 Henry Lin only
- 3,000 11/7/05 Roochi Mishra, David Carpenter
- 4,000 1/14/06 John Mackey only
- 5,000 4/22/06 PJ Dillon, Athena Amer, Christine Chung, Agata Bugaj (via Web-Cam)
- 6,000 5/6/06 Jim Clark only
- 7,000 7/30/06 Athena Amer, Justyna Krotski
- 7,500 8/4/06 Agata Bugaj and Joe Epperson, via Web-Cam
- 7,777 8/11/06 Various random people at Point State Park
- 8,000 8/16/06 John Zidian, John Tortorice
- 8,128 8/18/06 None
- 8,621-8,627 9/7/06 Eweline Flinta
- 9,000 9/21/06 John Mackey, Stanislaw Radziszowski
- 10,000 10/28/06, based on statistical estimate
[edit] Daily Records
- 4/15/05 : 153
- 8/4/06 : 139*
- 8/17/06 : 119
- 7/30/06 : 108
- 8/3/06 : 101
- 4/17/05 : 102
- 6/11/06 : 91
- 11/7/05 : 86
- 8/1/06 : 82
- 7/31/06 : 80
- 8/2/06 : 79
- 4/24/05 : 79
- 8/5/06 : 77
- 10/1/06 : 52 plaintains
\* Special thanks to Wesley Norroski (our janitor) for bringing back my trash so I could count them
[edit] Most Unusual "Natural" Foods I Have Consumed
- Shark liver and other shark organs
- Oil palm nut kernels
- Peels of various fruits, including bananas, oranges, grapefruits
- Coconut shells
- Man Cock
- Various roadkill animals including snakes and rats
- Dandilions
- Pinecones
- Treebarks
- Various raw meats, including wild-caughtfish (mostly salmon and tuna, sometimes shark and squid), wild turkey, wild angus buffalo, ostrich
- Raw potatoes
- Raw eggs (chicken, turkey, and ostrich)
- 3 Strands of human hair; 2 from Sarah Tyler and 1 from Carolyn Weger
- Pure silver and gold, in the form of foil, also a 0.7g Mexican coin made of 90% silver and 10% coppe
[edit] Discography
- 2001. 25 Years of Beauty I
[edit] Album "25 Years of Beauty II"
- 2004. 1. 25 Years of Beauty II
- 2004. 2. For a Million Kisses to Come
- 2004. 3. Sky High
- 2004. 4. Always?
- 2004. 5. The Most Breathtaking Object on Planet Earth
- 2004. 6. I Could not Have Dreamed Up a Girl Like You
- 2004. 7. Era of Trueness
- 2004. 8. (You Make me) Feel Alive
- 2005. 9. (This is my Love, and) I'm Never Going Back
[edit] 2005
- 2005. 25 Years of Beauty III
- 2005. 25 Years of Beauty IV
- 2005. 40 Years of Intelligence
- 2005. Infinite Love
[edit] 2006
- 2006. 25 Years of Beauty V
- 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VI
- 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VII
- 2006. Cheater Cheater
- 2006. 30 Years of Creativity
- 2006. Infinite Love II
- 2006. Big Fat Athena (Fat fetishism)
- 2006. 25 Years of Beauty VIII (commemorating Kelly Clarkson!!!)
- 2006. 60 Years of Excellence
- 2006. Somewhere, Somehow, Someday
- 2006. All my Troubles Melt Away (When I See You)
- 2006. Love Atop Three Rivers (Ohio, Monogahala, and Alleghany)
- 2006. Synergistic
- 2006. Avenue of Love (Forbes Avenue, where I have met 4 of my last 5 dates)
- 2006. Bóg Tylko Wyrabia Jedżę z Was (God Only Makes One of You) --- Special thanks to Justyna Krotski for help with words.
- 2006. Joey, What are you Doing?
- 2006. All-Night Fucking
- 2006. Good Ol' 54C
- 2006. In My Darkest Moments
[edit] 2007
- 2007. An Ocean, A Life, A Heartbeat Away
- 2007. Skończą i Elegancki (Complete and Elegant) --- Special thanks to Athena Amer for help with words.
- 2007. Craig on Craig Street Going 100 Miles an Hour
[edit] Comming Soon
- 2009. A version of 25 Years of Beauty dedicated to Alicja Janosz
- More good songs dedicated to our excellent presiden George W Bush
- Song dedicated to our wonderful and beautiful Pittsburgh
[edit] Most Frequented Bus Routes in Pittsburgh
- 71A: Downtown - Uptown - Oakland - Negley
- 54C: South Side - Oakland - Strip District - North Side
- 81B: Downtown - Hill District - Lincoln
- 67A: Downtown - Oakland - Monroeville
- 100: East Busway - Oakland - Downtown - West Busway
- 91A: Downtown - Strip District - Butler Street
- HP: Downtown - East Busway - Holiday Park
- EBO: Oakland - East Busway
[edit] Trivia
- Big Wolf likes to name his publications after the location in which he discovered the idea (e.g. First Avenue equation, Birmingham equation, Century III Conjecture, Point Park formula) so that one day if his idea becomes popular alot of people will come visit him.
- He also names some graphs after Reality TV contestants, with the hope that one day if the contestant becomes popular, they'll be associated with his work. To date he has named graphs after 8 Survivors, 7 American Idols, 2 Big Brother contestants, 1 Who Wannts to be a Millionaire contestant, 3 Amazing Race contestants, and 4 Polish Idols.
- In an effort to meet people socially, Big Wolf offers free tutoring with fairly flexible schedules (provided he is informed 24 hours in advance). He does collect donations, and has totaled $523 to this day. Unfortunately, he is notorious for spending his tutoring money as fast as he receives it.
- In the summer of 2004, after listening to Elton John's "Candle in the Wind" and "Your Song", he becamed inspired to continue to write songs dedicated to people (after a 3-year break following 25 Years of Beauty I). As a first step, he revised his original 25 Years of Beauty and dedicated 3 versions to 3 classmates at CMU (versions II, III, and IV)
- Among things Big Wolf fears are square grids and other similar graphical patterns (makes him itch), the number 4, flying and social situations, although he is quickly getting over it. He feared spiders for most of his life until he ate one himself.
- A friend of his, Athena Amer, once commented that eating unusual items such as roadkill and insects was alot like playing Russian Roulette. He responded by saying that eating junk food, not getting enough exercise, being overweight, and smoking (all of which Athena does) is closer.
[edit] Six Degrees of Seperation
[edit] People One Degree from Me
- Paula Abdul
- Simon Cowell
- Randy Jackson
- Stanisław Radziszowski; Ramsey Theory Researcher
- Eweline Flinta, 2nd place winner of Polish Idol season 1
- Joe Epperson, 52nd place Reversi world champion.
[edit] People Two Degrees from Me
- Kurt Neilson, World Idol winner
- Hideshi Tamenori, Worldwide Reversi Champion
- All American Idol contestants
- George W Bush
- Bill Clinton
- Albert Einstein
- Paul Erdos, Mathematician; worked on Ramsey Theory
- Bill Gates
- Green Day
- Alicja Janosz, Polish Idol season 1 winner
- Jenna Morasca, Survivor Amazon (highly probable)
- Regis Philbin
- Albert Sabin, developer of Polio Vaccine; researcher at University of Pittsburgh
- Jonas Salk, developer of Polio Vaccine; researcher at University of Pittsburgh
- Rob Schneider
- Alan Turing, "father of computer science"
[edit] People Three Degrees from Me
- Colleen Haskell, Survivor Borneo
[edit] People Four Degrees from Me
- Richard Hatch, winner of Survivor Borneo (4 for sure; most likely 3)
[edit] How to Break Wolfing Records
A lot of people are asking me how I can manage to consume in excess of 10,000 calories a day, so I thought I would share some of my strategies with you. There are plenty of simple things you can do to increase your appetite, including getting plenty of exercise and avoiding foods that can cause sensitivities or other discomforts. However, there is no magic pill you can take to turn off fullness signals. The following strategies, however, will minimize your discomfort as you accomplish your goal of becomming the world's biggest eater.
- Eat only natural foods. Processed foods include over 100,000 synthetic chemicals, most of which can cause allergic reactions or other discomforts that will deter you from eating super quantities of, even if you like the taste of these foods.
- Get the right amount of sleep. Too little sleep can make you lose interest in foods, whereas too much sleep limites the time you have available for eating.
- Eat high-carbohydrate foods. This will increase blood insulin levels and increase your appetite. Potatoes have the highest glycemic index among natural foods.
- Distract yourself while eating. Watch TV, check the e-mail, read something funny; do anything to keep your mind off how you are feeling from the excess food. Always listen to some music while eating, especially anything with a fast beat.
- Wear light clothes while eating. Binge-eating will cause your body to produce some amount of heat, so don't wear very heavy clothing.
- Compete with a friend or family member. This will make it more encouraging.
- Eat before bed. This will limit the amount of time you feel uncomfortable from being full.
[edit] Jim's D- List
- Person Why I give them a D-
The person who edited this before me cause they're pathetic and don't realize Andrew is 9999999999 times smarter than them.
[edit] I Need Your Help
I am currently a graduate student at the University of Pittsburgh, doing research on Ramsey Theory. Over the last year and a half, I have solved many problems involving it, but there is one problem in my life that has defied solution. On September 6th, 2006, I did a presentation for my research at the University of Warsaw. While on my trip, I decided to audition for Polish Idol season 8. While I was standing in the line waiting for my turn I met the most wonderful girl of all time. To my disbelief she started talking to me. Unfortunately, in the midst of the excitement, I forgot to ask for any contact information. She was 21 years old during the audition, and probably did not make it to the top 90. If you can help, e-mail me at aplin@cs.pitt.edu.
[edit] Sign My Guestbook
Andrew, you are maybe the most hilarious person I know. I hope you can come up to Penn State and visit me and Kaven soon.
Dave, AKA Beer Guy
Andrew, You are one of the most entertaining and smartest people I know. Good luck in the future with whatever you do, and all your music and math and computer science.
your friend, jim
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