User:Danmarcus
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Daniel Nimmer Marcus
a.k.a. The Bearded Mystery
Welcome and thank you for coming to the site of Dan Marcus. It is a site of a wise and -if I do say so myself- dead-sexy young jew. he puts the oooo (as in "Ooo-La-La") in jewish. It's true that he is quite the attractive jew. He also knows much more about computers than most people i know. If you have a computer question, this guy will tell you how it's done. He is also hillariously funny. I mean funny beyond words sometimes. Though not always, when he is funny, he is UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY. it's not often planned, but it's funnier when it's not, so that's a good thing. He's kind of like stephen colbert, except he's not at all. I only said that because i'm watching the Colbert Report. But i think Dan maybe funnier than Stephen Colbert. Well that's our Dan, a wise-dead-sexy-computer-genius-hillariously-funny-jew.
Thank you for coming to Dan's myspace alternative and check in frequently as changes will be made constantly.
Dan's Friend -Sean B.
I don't really know if I am supposed to say something about Dan or what. If I am, Dan's a really cool guy that I've known for a long time and he has credibility. He's got a good head on his shoulders and is an extremely caring and genuinely polite person. ɠ ʛ ʉ I don't have the first clue as to what those symbols mean. But Dan might. Just ask him.
-Tim M.
I was going to insert this really sweet picture done on paint. but wikipedia is complicated. oh hey.. wait.. just copy and paste this into your URL... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/stareintothewall/dandrawing.jpg wow, that was maybe half an hour wasted when i just could have done that. anyway, i guess we should talk about dan. but why, dagonit! i'm better. maybe i'm not jewish. and have a huge amount of computer knowledge. but what about the rest of the little people in this world? don't they deserve some respect??
oh yea, and sean isn't dan's real friend. he's an imposter. sent by the government. -Caroline who is really cool.
This is sean again and i apologize to all two of you who have actually visited this site as i said i would update it frequently or at least that it would be updated frequently and it hasn't really been. although those sweet visuals by Z are quite orgasmic to say the very least. anywho...dan can't read this at the moment since he is going uber-hardcore and not gonna have a computer for a long ass time while he waits to get all his parts repaired. that is of course unless he caves and puts gentoo and a GUI on his piece of shit P3 system. But still, he's pretty hardcore. anywho...this is just an brief update. the Jew shall return.
-dan's imposter-government-sent-friend, sean
