User:Dfrg.msc/FAQ

Name

Wooo hooo! This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

• Well, I didn't want to have a name like Craig123 or something, I wanted short and original, useful and rememberable. Look I'll show you something cool unnecessary:

• • Click on Start or press the Windows Key (assuming your OS is Windows XP).
  • Go to Run and open it up (or just press R).
  • Type my name, Dfrg.msc.
  • Press Enter, and Disk Defragmenter should pop up. Press Defragment.

• • Go make some toast, and eat it while thinking of me.

About Me

• My IP is: 220.236.205.132 (talk • contribs • WHOIS • block user • block log • checkip).
• Pages in my name space.

Sigs through the ages:

Unfortunately, they didn't age well, and were voted of the island.

• Dfrg.msc

• Dfrg.msc

• Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . Editor Review}

• Dfrg.msc ^{1 . 2 . 3}

• Dfrg.msc

The actual FAQ:

• Q: My lamp isn't working.
• A: Is it plugged in?
• F: No.

Favorite Usernames

• User:Wherethefuckismypasta
• User:Ireadyourusernamepolicyanditsgay

Funny Vandalism:

• [1] This article was created on St. Valentine's Day
• [2] Found on the Ice Cream Page
• [3] Found on the Model United Nation's page
• [4] Found on the Springfield, Ohio page
• [5] Found on the Judas Iscariot page

Categories:

• Category: Athletes who have maliciously stepped on other athletes during competition
• Category: Flora and Fiona of Azerbaijan Fiona?
• Category: Towns with Zombie Problems
• Category: Wikipedians who insist on having the word lobster in every article