User:Dizzy Shagnasty

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"EVERYONE LOVES ME!$#% GET IN MY VUH JAY JAY NOW BETCH!" - Dizzy Shagnasty

Dizzy Shagnasty (keeps real identity hidden from utter distaste of her first name) was born in the land of never in 1992. She long walks on the beach, that is, only if you carry her. Her taste in music varies from Britney Spears to Motley crue. She will someday be on everybody's top 8 on myspace.

She also believes that id KiKi Kannible can bring stripes back then she can bring the side ponytail back.

Dizzy doesn't go to public school due to the fact that her, also internet famous, little sister that goes by the name Toot would be raped and kill by the black people who sell crack on our street if she walked home from school by herself. Leaving Dizzy on the computer for hours on end. (also see: www.myspace.com/the_excess_of_phlegm)

Dizzy enjoys pervertedness and reading. Mainly reading faerie tales. Is she a loser? I believe so.

Her best friends happen to be her mother and father, Her sisters Toot and Chelle, and friends from Georgia and Texas, Delaney and Meredith.

Dizzy talks to her dogs more than she's ever talked to anyone. Call her I crazy. I do. :|

If you do not know Dizzy, get to know her because you have a 95% of her reaching back like a pimp and slapping a ho.

Her sexual preference is straight. Except for the fact that she would screw Jessica Alba. Her taste in men has always been either potheads or weirdos. She has a freakish obsession with boys who have hot wrists and long hair.

Dizzy sometimes predicts the future and sees that Delaney will ask her hand in marriage.

AIM: PartTimeKoala

Hitcha nigga up!