Duncan Thicket

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Duncan Thicket is a fictional character portrayed by English comedian Steve Coogan. He appeared on a tour of live shows and two appearances were put on a DVD called The Man Who Thinks He's It. Duncan is a pathetic, nervous stand-up comedian who has been trying get famous for 4 years. Although he has a stutter and comes across as an anorak, wearing geeky clothes and over-sized glasses, he can sing incredibly well. He can also do impressions of Neil Kinnock and Stephen Hawking's computer voice box.

[edit] Quotes

• "I'm doin' it! I'm doin' it!"
• "And if you liked that.....Thanks!"
• "I've not come on, I've not come on, I've not come on.......Now I'm coming on."
• "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I can't speak! Its not me act, I'm having a panic attack!"
• "Do you remember the days when you were at school.....and you'd come home and find gob all down the back of your jacket?"
• "If me mum could see me now........she'd never have had me adopted!"
• "Its a funny old world isn't it......apart from war and diseases."