User:Earldu
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EARldu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is Earldu, im going to tell you about my fasinating life. when iwas born on new years 1965 i already knew how to talk in 7 different languages. i could throw a football 3000 yards. icould catch anything that came my way. i invented the PSP. it is a very coo divice.i mutated myself so that i could fly and be imortal. one day i wanted to go into the center of the earth. i pack my bags and dug at 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Miles an hour. i was goin so fast that i froze the center of the earth!!!when if dug to iraq i found a guy named Choooz. he was very smart like me. he smelled of citrus. Choooz could hit a bulls eye with a rifle from 9000000 yards away. we decide to combine our missions. i had to dig until i was above a terroist base camp. Choooz would plant a nuke in the hole, and shoot it to make it explode from the other side of the earth. he shot it wiht a single bullet, completing his and mine mission. we decide to celebrate with our reward money and bought the Taco Bell and Pepsi company. we invented our own buritto. it was a giant totilla filled with steak,chiken,burger, and nacho cheese. then we wrappped it in a giant pizza. then we deep fried it. and for your convinence, we put it in a bag of chilli. it tasted like heaven on earth. I will continue on our adventures later.
