User:Evanburke69
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Evan Burke is a leading [[Pennsylvanian Dutch]] venture capitalist and womanizer. He is rumored to be a great darts player and advocate of stairwell abortions. He is currently funding a nation-wide toliet-cam installation spanning all fifty states. Blunt as fuck, Evan will tell you to leave whenever he wants some privacy to cyber(which he invented).
Currently attending the University of Pittsburgh.
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