User:Exacerbation
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[edit] About Me
Please see the relevant discussion on the talk page.
While Exacerbation may or may not be a vicious thespian hailing from a tropical island nearly twice the size of a desolate rock, or half that of a schooner, it is understood that she is a natural source of facial oil, and of recent, jokes of the same level. Unfortunately, she was viciously mauled by a transmitting radio while sunbathing, and now bears the horrible, unwashable traces of the past on her pink earnest skin, vowing revenge on the band of subteranneany pirates, who had purchased the radio for him as a hannukah gift.
Here, we can see a list of things Exacerbation is not:
- Bar of Soap
- Pygmy Shrew
- Gopher
- 2B Pencil
- Naughty Sorceress
- Bottle of Coke
- Kittens
- Robocop
- Prime real estate
- Heater
- An Elite Ballet Boxer
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Incoming Acidic Comments of Acerbic Mordancy. READ AT OWN RISK |
[edit] Occupation
When she is not editing other people's pages on Wikipedia, Exacerbation engages in a law practice in which she sues the poor to extort impossible sums on behalf of incredibly rich old men. As a proud Singaporean, she also engages in violent diatribes against what she perceives as oppressive governments wshenever she is given the opportunity (which is unfortunately not often). She also pursues active passions developing a Windows alternative.
[edit] Hobbies
Exacerbation likes:
- Talking
- Making money
- Reading
- Being an ass
- Reverting Vandalism on Wikipedia
[edit] Activities on Wikipedia
Other than fighting vandalism, Exacerbation also contributes wshenever she can to any article which she can think of. However, this is done on another account because accounts which revert vandalism often find themselves targets of vandals. Exacerbation also actively contributes on Uncyclopedia.
[edit] Vandalism, Edit Wars, Flaming, Trolling
Exacerbation hates vandalism with a vengeance. She does not tolerate any form of blanking, vandalism or obsessive flaming. She also does not like edit wars. Please, no edit wars. Similarly, Exacerbation strongly dislikes trolling. Trolling is incredibly irritating to a young lady who tried to do a simple research paper using material from Wikipedia, but failed because of the constant *editing* of the article concerned.
