User:BigglesTheGreat
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Hello and welcome. You may remember me from such good films as ‘There’s No Business Like the Prostitution Business’ and ‘You’re a Good Man, Liza Minelli’. Common phrases exerted by myself include “where would you like your taxi;” “thank you, car one;” “where the fuck is that?;” “this hour may contain traces of…” and “O rly?! What a lovely forum!” If you’re not aware, my name is Ruby. Ruby Tuesday. I believe in a stateless & classless society in which access to all resources is free. By morning (but not too early morning) I am a failing Music Industry student with a worthless cunt of a teacher; by afternoon, I’m a talented radio announcer and producer with a well educated personal selection of musical stylings; by weekend I am a radio despatcher, teaching taxi drivers basic etiquette and class; and by next week, I am a poorly qualified audio/studio/recording engineer with a pink phone and controlling attitude. I enjoy a fine beer with friends; plan little ahead; and wish for a full time job in the paradise of those South-West facing Rocks. I like music; I like bands; I would like to marry Patience Hodgson, Karen O, Amanda Palmer, Sarah Blasko and Darren Hanlon.
