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Hey there Wikipedians. My name is Lloyd Pepper (Not to be confused with the Muppet Floyd Pepper). I am the son of Larry and Carl Pepper, gay lovers. My real parents' names are Amanda Hug and Mike Rotch. I live in the state of Illinois, which contrary to popular belief, does not mean I live in Chicago. I am an organic farmer and I worship cabbage. The cabbage religion was invented by Leonardo Da Vinci. Long live the Pope of Cabbageism, Pope Slaw XVI! I love answering questions about my religion, so if you are curious, please tell me on my talk page.