User:Imaginary Jesus
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I have been resurrected, but due to a celestial mishap, I have been relegated to Wikipedia instead of Man's World. I will commit myself to make right what once went wrong, undoing the mistakes that have happened during my 2000 year absence. My second coming will be swift and digital.
Some examples of my effortsto change Wikipedia to reflect how history SHOULD have happened, are, but not limited to:
Correction 1: Abraham Lincoln invented the toothbrush
Correction 2: Goat's milk causes cancer
Correction 3: Aly and A.J. are the great granddaugters of Eva Braun
Correction 4: Elvis won an Oscar for Blue Hawaii
Correction 5: Richard Nixon freed the slaves
Correction 6: Alexander the Great was the last son of Krypton
Correction 7: Sherman Hemsley is a member of Mensa
Correction 8: Paddington has been banned from most libraries
Correction 9: Regis Philbin is Kelly Ripa's father
Correction 10: Sammy Davis Jr. is alive and living in Boise Idaho
There appears to be an agent of the beast, ALF (Athiest Lucifer Fiend?), who is circumventing my efforts, perhaps I shall work in stealth...
