Kearney (Simpsons)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
| The Simpsons character | |
 |
|
| Kearney | |
| Age | 26 (Appears 15) |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Hair Color | Shaved |
| Job | Springfield Elementary School bully ' |
| Relatives | Father: Kearney Sr. Children: Kearney Jr. (toddler) and Unnamed (teenager) |
| First appearance | The Telltale Head |
| Voice actor | Nancy Cartwright |
Kearney (voiced by Nancy Cartwright) is one of Springfield's many bullies in the long-running animated TV show The Simpsons. He is bald and wears a white torn shirt, Chuck Taylor All-Stars, and dog collar wristbands. Although he looks to be around Jimbo or Dolph's age, he has a young son (first seen in A Milhouse Divided) but it's not known who the mother is, and he once says that his divorce was hard on his kid, but he got through it okay, is the only present Springfield Elementary student that celebrated the United States Bicentennial (that is, was alive in 1976) and shaves his beard.
He was also in third grade with Otto Mann, who is 26 years old. However, in "Much Apu About Nothing" he needed a fake ID to purchase beer. It is assumed that he does not have a valid driver's license or state ID. In "Whacking Day" he is seen smoking in the room where Bart, Jimbo, Nelson, and Dolph are trapped in during Superintendent Chalmer's visit. In one episode he describes himself as speaking "as a teenager, and as the parent of a teenager", a feat which is nigh on impossible. He drives an orange Hyundai Excel.
There is a "Kearney Street" in Portland, Oregon, where Matt Groening grew up.
It was revealed in a Simpsons comic that he, Jimbo, and Dolph were bullied by nerds. Bart then taught them that nerds are "all talk and no action" and they learned to "stand up" for themselves. Bart was later caught in the crossfire when his own creation turned on him and the other students at Springfield Elementary.
Kearney's favorite punching bag is Martin Prince. He also once beat up Nelson when he found how sensitive he was, as well as when Nelson commented on how "Furious D" didn't take no "guff" from nobody.
Kearney can often be seen hanging around "Jimbo" Jones, Nelson Muntz, and Dolph. The gang does not use physical abuse on girls — most likely due to the fact that the "girl bullies" would come after them as they do the nerds, dorks and geeks. One other reason for it is that they say that girls bite and scratch, and sometimes, "we fall in love".
At one time, he has dated Jimbo's mother, claiming "Hey, she came onto me!", with the result that he was beaten up by the rest of the gang. Like Jimbo and Dolph, Kearney is quite stupid.
In the episode "Future-Drama", Kearney becomes the Vice-Principal of Springfield Elementary (the principal is still Seymour Skinner). However, none of his bullying traits are seen.
Kearney is still a student at Springfield Elementary despite being in the third grade with Otto Mann because the "stupid school doesn't know how to teach me".
He still believes in Santa Claus, even though his son knows that Santa does not exist.
