Lovers, Liars & Lunatics
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Lovers, Liars & Lunatics is an independent American motion picture written, produced and directed by Amber Benson. It was scheduled to be released on DVD via Benson Entertainment in September 2006, but due to technical difficulties the release was rescheduled to November.
Much like with her first self-produced film, Chance, Benson appealed to her fans for donations to help finance the production, including offering personal and signed items for bid at online auctions. Fans were also solicited for suggested titles for the initially unnamed project, and Lovers, Liars & Lunatics was eventually selected from the many entries.
Benson turned to several friends to act in the film, including Christine Estabrook, James Leary, Michael Muhney, and Rayder Woods. Amber herself co-stars in the production.
Dubbed 'a convoluted story of lust, deception and accidental murder,' this black dramedy plans to hit the film festival circuit before going into wider release.
[edit] Cast
- Christine Estabrook .... Elaine Raye
- Vic Polizos .... Paddy Raye
- Cole Williams .... Gunner Raye
- Ryan Spahn .... Julian Raye
- Michael Muhney .... Louis
- Amber Benson .... Justine
- Mia Cottet .... Gloria
- Bianca Lopez .... Sally
- James Leary .... Policeman #1
- Rayder Woods .... Policeman #2
[edit] Plot outline
Set mostly during one long day and night, Lovers, Liars & Lunatics follows a dysfunctional suburban Los Angeles family. Paddy Rayne (Vic Polizos) is the manager of a local retail store whom is having an affair with his personal secretary Gloria (Mia Cottet). Paddy wants to leave his neurotic, highly contemptuous wife Elaine (Christine Estabrook) to live with Gloria. But Gloria has an agenda of her own: she's after Paddy's money from his retail sales. But when Paddy takes the money home with him and hides it, Gloria calls on her two "associates", Gloria's younger brother Louis (Michael Muhney), and his dim-witted girlfriend Justine (Amber Benson), to break into the Rayne household that night while they are out of town to rob the place of the money.
Arriving home, Paddy hides the cash in spice bottles in the kitchen cupboard, while Elaine correctly suspects that Paddy is having an affair with Gloria in which she takes the money and hides it, planning to leave Paddy in the morning. Both of them decide to cancel their weekend getaway to Bakersfield for the weekend. Further description of the dysfunctional household includes their eldest son Gunner (Cole Williams), a rebellious teenager who sneaks out of the house for a late-night date with his girlfriend Sally (Bianca Lopez). The youngest son Julian (Ryan Spahn), who works in a coffee house to his father's dismay, is assumed to be gay by everyone because he likes musical theatre (he spends his spare time on internet sex chat rooms as a man looking for women).
Later that night, Louis and Justine arrive at the house to rob it, only to be surprised by finding Paddy and Elaine still there, forcing the inept burglars to tie them up. But soon, Louis and Justine realize they cannot leave, for their getaway car is missing (Justine had accidentally left the drive gear on), plus Paddy's other car is gone (Gunner had taken it for his date with Sally). Soon, both the middle-aged couple are tied up and start bickering at one another, where Louis demands to know where they keep their money. Soon, Julian walks in and he too is soon tied up. When Gunner and a drunken Sally return from their late-night date, they are also caught at gunpoint and tied up by the increasingly desperate Louis and Justine.
Paddy, in the seclusion of a nearby bathroom, tells Louis that he will give him his wealth totalling $140,000 if he kills his wife so he can be free of her constant nagging, while Elaine later tells Louis that she will give him $15,000 of the store's retail profits if he kills Paddy's mistress, Gloria. But Elaine doesn't know that it was Gloria whom hired Louis to rob their house in the first place.
As the night drags on, the events lead to Gloria's arrival, wanting to know what is taking so long with the robbery, as well as the arrival of two persistent, but equally inept, policemen whom threaten to blow everything out of proportions. Justine literally shoots herself in the foot with the gun, forcing her to untie Elaine to tend to her wound. At the same time, Gloria has wild sex with Paddy in the bathroom to get to him to talk where he is keeping his money, which leads to him dying from a sudden heart attack. (Earlier that evening, Elaine had switched his heart medication with Viagra.) Gloria then learns from Louis about a $140,000 cashiers check and takes it from him. But in another argument, Gloria accidentally shoots Justine, leading to chaos as Elaine takes advantage of it to untie everybody. Louis attacks Gloria, while Gunner intervenes, in which he slips and fatally hits his head against the kitchen counter. Elaine grabs a baseball bat and bludgeons Louis to death with it. While Julian flees, Sally runs outside to chase after the departing police, only to get accidentally run over by the cop car. The two policemen return to the scene, where they catch and arrest Gloria as she's leaving the house. Investigating, the two policemen find all the dead people with Elaine apparently the only one alive. But in an off-the-wall, final joke, it's strongly hinted that Elaine could get blamed for all the deaths because of her erratic personality, having been driven over the edge of sanity from this ordeal, with the final shot of her babbling to the two cops about her husband having an affair, and then she rants about not having the best TV sound speakers.
