User:Macshades
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Mackenzie, I've got some very important information about the one 'article' we've been working on! Snahzerz 00:30, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
ermm, pumpkin with dynamite? yay.....i think. i can't wait to see you like a wild elephant can't wait to eat stuff with it's trunk after it sprained its trunk and now it's better so it can eat stuff with it now...yeah! no but seriously i had gronola for breakfast, delightful! im done with that precious article but im not sure wikipedia is worthy of it. you'll have to decide.
swedish fish in your lap? whores in a library? mackenzie what's become of you? no but seriously, you think having library whores creeping around (actually creeping whatever that means) BUT i have you-know-who creeping around (not to be confused with he-who-must-not-be-named)! oh in reply to your question about your article: no, batman cannot fly and yes, the mississippi river is 1/8 kool aid (grape flavor) .....you're welcome
erm, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recess_%28TV_series%29 this is amazing. note: the 'Time" part...'Class of 2006' yes that would be my class. anyway, i have some eggcelent evidence for your article about the easter bunny but it seems like that's sort of a touchy subject for you.....(psycho)....but anyway i have a huge confession to make, and i think wikipedia is the place to make it. i ate ice cream today. oh it tasted horrible! luckily it wasnt in a cone or i might have died! (it was a dish if you're wondering) but honestly i'm never eating ice cream again! at least until june, then i might just make it an entire meal (breakfast anyone?) but until then, seriously goo punch like whoa. it was like dirt and crude oil mixed together in my sock! dont make the same mistake i did, uff da betches!
aight so. menlo reminds me of seth winters...that being said remember bradley, the cryer kid. i liked him. a pumpkin pie blizzard might be an exception, that sounds delicious. we should get one on the road tomorrow if we go. we'll turn the heat up really high. ive been watching grounded for life, it's a pretty good show. but seriously i dont know why you cant agree with me that superman is fake. here i have some proof 1. Lois Lane doubts that clark kent is heroic. 2. lois lane doesnt doubt that superman is heroic. therefore! 3. clark kent does not have the same properties as superman 4. booya!
i dont like superman either, i was never interested in him at all. that's thang up thur i lurnd in philosophy class. he was always boring, i mean look at his name. superman? wow. i must say batman is my favorite. that's too bad you dont like his outfit, good thing i kept my receipts. anywhom, i be like yo who dat w'happen? i looked up animal crackers, then i tried some for the first time. who knew elephants tasted exactley like giraffs? (your mom) look up mackenzie smith. ok ill save you some time. there's a big picture of an italian plumber and some dinosaur its kind of weird but hey what can you do. road trip? aw yeah!
whoa hey! you like rambling? i never would have guessed, and you're pretty horrible at acting 'calm' i dont know if you've noticied or not but you broke my vase. and my antique toothpick chair! that shit was priceless! oh hey. you know coop from wet hot american summer? oh you do? give me his number! no but fo rel im going to see him 'speak' (doesnt that sound boring in theory?) next wednesday. guess how i hooked that up? through the student jewish organization free ticket, and i found out you can get a free kosher meal on fridays! you only get one but hey, its free and damn it's kosher! oh mayn, you should watch animal planet right now. there's a show about otters and they're very mischievious. well on that note, im going swimming but check this out! : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_horn muahahahaha
you're smarter
ewwwwwwwhaa? oh you're right i got gold, but you got platinum! with diamonds in it like cookie dough (sweet funny smart and beautiful!) in ice cream! yeah! it's funny you should mention bf (we're on an initials basis, it's this this thing we have you know) i got really interested in him when i learned about his virtue quest in english class. we actually got to try it! i think i might try that again it was funzo. BUT! i have this really sweet book my parents got me for christmas a few years ago with all these cool things about ben. actually, i think that might be my favorite christmas gift ive ever gotten. id LOVE to show it to you sometime but, in the meantime check des ot: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hands
no pressure? no preussure!? (what did that say?) No, but seriously I'll hook it up you know I will! in other news, i like your list of actividads for next week especially the one about knitting with hulk hands, sweet! ive actually got an adition to those wonderful ideas of yours. ready? no? ok, i heard this terrible joke today and ill tell it to you, then maybe you'll be ready. ok so, why does snoop dogg need an umbrella? .....................no he's not lactose intolerant (rain doesnt have milk in it, i dont think) ..........fer drizzle! yeah that was a good one thanks. oh my idea, howsabouts a sven-steffan reunion party! they could catch up and i could get him off my hands for a few hours (he's been a real divo lately)
mmmm10 minutes later...the thing about bass ass..is that what that said? well, ive got a few questions. is that like lance bass? or like hey im going bass fishing? or hey aunty m pump up the bass on this beyonce-hotness! hmm i hope its the last one...or maybe the first? goo. there are some movies im definitely renting this week, and you art welcome to join me in viewing. ooo and you can come over for lunch if you like and maybe breakfast some morning? would you rather play raquetball with: yoshi, a dinosaur who, despite his positive reputation, is still a dinosaur and could go velaco raptor on your ass if he felt like it. he also doesnt speak english (or spanish). OR hang with wario, who is, well, evil. and has a pointy stache? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofurkey
Just thought I'd stop by to say... SUNSHINE! SNOW! Ώ
a few (like 5?) of the many things i absolutely adore about you: 1. your way with words, which is quite amazing you really have a talent 2. your smile 3. your imagination 4. your "jokes" 5. your ideas 6. your hair 7. the way you laugh 8. the way you look at me 9. your talents 10. you're the kindest person i know 11. how i could keep going on and on and never really be satisfied with what i've written. i wonder if there are words for how i feel about you? maybe there's a single word that would sum it up, but it's in like ancient celtic or polar bear? i'm not great at math so i could be wrong, but ive noticed that i've gone well over 5, ill pretend like i wrote this and pen and wont 'erase' anything. i could go on and on and someday i might, but then while i was writing and writing, id keep finding new things i absolutely adore about you. enjoy!: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6YhDpCcwwu0
ahh what a weekend! being with you is a wonderful. you are great company! would you rather be any bird (flying would be sweet) or a high food chain ranking marine creature?
