User:Operation Shutterspeed Sunrise

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Operation Shutterspeed Sunrise is about the now famed TifasKnight, a regular Vesti poster who has decided to spend the weekend at his place of business. Some say he's doing this for fame, other say he's doing this because he is a nerd. He says he's doing this because he has no money, internet, or beer in his apartment and he wants to make 20,000 posts.

http://boards.ign.com/the_vestibule/b5296/102273205/p1

LIST OF OPERATIVES:

Tifasknight

Sam_Fisher101

Zayn123

EvilHomer1313

Un-L337

Tony_Rose88

Go-Blue7

Lazer185

Schizogony

FlyingMonkeyCrap

Vocalities

JC_Denton46

666_slipknot

HamsterGamer

rubycalaberx

MJB183

Forumboarder07

Will he make it?

Well...read the updates:

-I got off work at 5pm Friday, Novemember 4th. Our building, where I am station closes down for the weekend at 6pm, where everything goes under lock down and secured for the night.

-There are no cameras. But there is an alarm on all exits.

-Since I am completely out of money, out of booze, out of patience with my girlfriend, and out of food, I had given it upon the Vesti to decide if I should take shelter in my work he entire weekend.

-I also do not have teh Internets at my apartment, which also makes this worth doing since I haven't posted like this in a long, long time.

-Once locked in, I cannot get out until Monday morning at 6am when the alarm is lifted.

-I accepted the mission and stayed after lockdown.

-The cl34n0rz, who do our overnight janitorial service, where due here at 10pm LAST NIGHT. There was pandimonium! They never showed up for work

-I stayed up late into the night drinking 9 cups of coffee until I crashed.

-I woke up 6 hours later On Starurday (Dawn of the second day)

-An hour after I woke up or so, someone had broken into the building and shut off the alarm. Panic swallowed me, and I hid in my room, silencing my typing and my breaths.

-I had a big speculation that it was Carrie Putman, my BOSS'S BOSS. Who would spell out certain death for me had she caught me.

-Still puzzled as to who this person was, I called in FlyingMonkeyCrap to perform a secret mission for me. I gave him the extension of the phone that is RIGHT outside this office. It was between both me and Carrie. The plan was for her to get so annoyed by it, that she would get aggravated and answer it just to shut it up.

-I found out it was Carrie after she had picked up a call on her cell phone. She apparently has spent all these hours printing and copying documents through our Xerox machine. Operation Shutterspeed-Sunrise intelligence has gathered that she is indeed doing this to carry out a devious plan to enslave mankind and bring destruction to the world.

-After there was silence, I peeked outside my door. I still heard sounds, but no one was there.

-I proceeded to sneak over to the bathrooms. Upon my way I discovered Carrie was no where to be found but instead an old man reading and book and listening to a walkman took her place. I was frieghtened and I have never seen this man before but I managed to get by unnoticed.

-I'm hungry now. But the old man is blocking my way to the break room.

-Good food and some more coffee. The old man is apparently harmless.

-It seems as though a user named Deuce called my local cops on me and reported me in the building. Upon inspection of the proof it appears to be not true.

-I spoke with Vocalities on the phone. We talked about my mission and my insanity for doing this.

-I am on my 11th cup of coffee. Soon to be 12th.

-I hear a lot of movement. A lot of doors being opened and closed and a lot of footsteps very near to my hideout area. -The noise dies down again and everything seems to be alright for a time.

-I get this great idea to call my friend Bear up and have him bring a disposable camera over to me. He can't get in the building, but he can throw the camera up to me through the window!

-Bear is busy and won;t be able to talk to me about my mission until 5:30pm my time, although I have filled him in slightly.

-After debateing my plan to the vesti, I check my messages. My dad called. He said he SAW MY CAR AT THE HOSPITAL AND WAS WORRIED. The plot thickens. Now my dad knows something is up

-24 hours have gone by since the birth of this thread af of 5:45pm, Saturday (17:45 Military)

-We are debating an excuse to give to my dad as to why my car is at the hospital.

-I get up to go to the bathroom and get my 13th cup of coffee for the week. The conference room that the old man was in is now dark and empty and there is no sign of him anywhere. Also, a previously locked door to the Finance door next to the Bathrooms was mysteriously wide open.

-It is now very quiet.-Called Bear directly at 5:30pm. He didn't answer. Got his answering machine.

-Called my parents up to lie about my car being at the hospital. I told her I was at a party and I arrived late, only for my friend's girlfriend to really **** up her leg. I told them I drove them to the hospital and couldn't wait any longer. I gave my friend the keys, told him drop it off at my house when finished, and I'd be over at my friend Andrew and Vanessa's. My mom bought it.

-I call Bear and get through. I fill him in on all the details and I tell him how important it is to get this camera. He accepts the mission, and says he will arrive ass soon as possible.

-I go to the bathroom to celebrate. After finishing I run downstairs and check all to rooms to see if there's a door open. There isn't!!!

-I find that my Boss's boss Carrie left her door open along with a small safe containing lots of keys. After inspecting it, all those keys are for a different building. pwnt.

-So the plan remains: Bear shows up

-TK gets camera from vacuum cleaner cord and takes pictures

-Pictures getting picked up TONIGHT and getting posted!

-Cancel the Pictures getting up tonight. Bear can't get them developed.

-But wait, Kinko's is a possablity. Pictures may yet be posted this night.

-Waiting for Jason to get his chubby ass back here.

- Got off the phone with Jason. Kinko's cannot develop film from a disposable camera. They said they could burn it onto a CD, but THE PICS WOULD HAVE TO BE DEVELOPED FIRST

- Pics are delayed until tomorrow yet again.

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cap10l2,Go-Blue7, schizogony, FlyingMonkeyCrap, Vocalities, Lazer185, JC_Denton46, mhall812, gbaderek, tony_rose88, ElHatton, 666_slipknot, forumboarder07

Current Photographs of Operation Shutterspeed Sunrise

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Please don't delete!!